Hyperlinked our company’s website to a Rick Roll video in my email signature. PGPM.

It’s lunchtime and I just realized my shirt is on inside out. PGP.

Passive aggressively narrating my day through PGP submissions. PGP.

Using the Snapchat caption to cover your newly-formed double chin. PGP.

Brushing your teeth while peeing in the morning to save time. PGP.

Relying on two pills per day…that aren’t Adderall. PGP.

After getting your first house, the most exciting purchases you make are a grill and lawn mower. PGP.