I had pre check once. Then I forgot my gun in my backpack after a hunting trip until I was going through security for a Christmas trip. Needless to say, I’m no longer pre check and I’m always “selected at random” for bag searches.
Would love to see Todd propose then loose his job a few weeks after. Not because I hate him, but because I want to see her suffer. Things Girls Do After Graduation: diet on food stamps
Also, this got me pumped for college football season. I just found out the fiancé will be out of town for my birthday/first weekend of the season. Houston, let’s get weird.
Anyone thinking they’re gonna stray from this advice be warned. My buddy thought he could get away with pissing off the balcony at a bar in Austin. How he got caught? His neon green TCU game day polo.
Also, if your friend is dating a terrible person, respectfully talk to them about it until they make the right decision. Long story short, I’ve learned this the hard way and now the devil in female form is about to be my sister in law
Pro shop guy, unless your office at work or home is already decorated with memorabilia from other courses, stick with the polo and hat. Maybe a ball marker if you wanna really treat yourself.
Also, if anyone out there has ever purchased and/or worn a shirt from a course they haven’t played, please comment below so I can come cut holes in it so you can’t wear it anymore.
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Y’all remember when we had a post every morning where we could all get together and share our plans for the day and pump each other up?
I hunt in south Texas. If you’re not walking around with a pistol on your hip to practice your quick draw on rattlesnakes, you’re wrong.
You’re life is a romcom
Hey my mom went to ACU you guys
I don’t. My fiancé is better than her fiancé
Those Christian girls man
Go. Just make sure your date is hotter than her.
Also, ask the DJ to play “Love Hurts” at the reception.
Gotta respect the commitment
I’m going to her wedding in two weeks…
Southwest is the GOAT
I had pre check once. Then I forgot my gun in my backpack after a hunting trip until I was going through security for a Christmas trip. Needless to say, I’m no longer pre check and I’m always “selected at random” for bag searches.
Would love to see Todd propose then loose his job a few weeks after. Not because I hate him, but because I want to see her suffer. Things Girls Do After Graduation: diet on food stamps
Monday after a weekend of Coors Light and wings has the same cleansing power as your overpriced organic poop water
I think we need to ask Nived.
Nived, are we living some sort of coexistence of the multiple lives we want to have and somehow there is a glitch and we are communicating via PGP?
Also, this got me pumped for college football season. I just found out the fiancé will be out of town for my birthday/first weekend of the season. Houston, let’s get weird.
Anyone thinking they’re gonna stray from this advice be warned. My buddy thought he could get away with pissing off the balcony at a bar in Austin. How he got caught? His neon green TCU game day polo.
I’ll take more of your writing and less of Duda’s please
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Also, if your friend is dating a terrible person, respectfully talk to them about it until they make the right decision. Long story short, I’ve learned this the hard way and now the devil in female form is about to be my sister in law
Pro shop guy, unless your office at work or home is already decorated with memorabilia from other courses, stick with the polo and hat. Maybe a ball marker if you wanna really treat yourself.
Also, if anyone out there has ever purchased and/or worn a shirt from a course they haven’t played, please comment below so I can come cut holes in it so you can’t wear it anymore.