Diarehea has been my go-to excuse since high school. Everyone gets it and no one wants to ask questions about it. Plus, it really throws your boss off when you get specific rather than “sick”
I imagine by day this guy sits in a closet and pushes emails like this for slightly above minimum wage and by night he eats dinners he can’t afford and uses hashtags like #elite and #dealcloser and #businessasusual on his shitty filtered Instagram posts
My lord. There is nothing worse than seeing this amazon packages and checking the bank account. Especially when I get told what a “rip off” ProV1s are but we have a kitchen full of matching storage bowls that do nothing more than provide her food a place to go bad in. Also, came home to a “decorative bowl” from some place called MacKenzie Childs. If your wife ever talks about that place, but a lock on the credit cards.
I don’t think WHIP is connecting with a kid. Talking about when you played little league or how the ballpark has been the same since you were his age are things to connect about. Plus, if we don’t go through life getting irrationally angry at “idiots” around us, what’s the point?
My buddy does his. He’s constantly checking Rivals and discussing kids that haven’t even taken calculus yet and how they’re the “truth” or “the future”
Yeah but if my kid doesn’t love TCU, the Astros and Texans and pretend to like the Rockets (basketball really sucks y’all), then he’s wrong and I can’t love him.
This is completely unrelated to steak or BBQ but have y’all ever been to MKT Bar downtown? Place is legit. They have a different them every night from steak night to game night to karaoke and it’s always a solid crowd.
Whoa. It was a hypothetical Facebook post from someone without people skills.
I would also appreciate some respect when it comes to Houston and it’s dinning options. I actually make it a point to try at least one new spot a week. Plus, Papasitos? It’s good, but I believe you’re better than that. Also, welcome to Screwston.
I’m late to the party but I can confirm, my fiancé is a nurse and I’d kill for her to teach and complain about stuff like this, especially seeing as she works night shifts. For example, I haven’t seen her since I left for work Monday morning. She lives a vampire schedule. She’s always exhausted and needed foot rubs. AND I get to hear gross stories about blood and poop. Count your blessings brother.
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It’s always sad to see someone you like hit rock bottom like this
Diarehea has been my go-to excuse since high school. Everyone gets it and no one wants to ask questions about it. Plus, it really throws your boss off when you get specific rather than “sick”
You ever had biscuits and gravy?
Good lord. If I couldn’t account for $175 I’d have the FBI on the case by the next day.
I never thought of this. Shit. My fiancé is so awesome and stuff you guys.
I imagine by day this guy sits in a closet and pushes emails like this for slightly above minimum wage and by night he eats dinners he can’t afford and uses hashtags like #elite and #dealcloser and #businessasusual on his shitty filtered Instagram posts
It’s 2017, Nurse. I’d never assume someone doesn’t know sports based on their biological or chosen gender.
My lord. There is nothing worse than seeing this amazon packages and checking the bank account. Especially when I get told what a “rip off” ProV1s are but we have a kitchen full of matching storage bowls that do nothing more than provide her food a place to go bad in. Also, came home to a “decorative bowl” from some place called MacKenzie Childs. If your wife ever talks about that place, but a lock on the credit cards.
Calm down Joe Rogan Jr. Sugar is awesome.
I don’t think WHIP is connecting with a kid. Talking about when you played little league or how the ballpark has been the same since you were his age are things to connect about. Plus, if we don’t go through life getting irrationally angry at “idiots” around us, what’s the point?
No it was a joke. Like I didn’t know Tom Brady. Because I hate him and stuff.
My buddy does his. He’s constantly checking Rivals and discussing kids that haven’t even taken calculus yet and how they’re the “truth” or “the future”
Brady?
Please don’t scare me like that
A thousand Nice Works to you
Yeah but if my kid doesn’t love TCU, the Astros and Texans and pretend to like the Rockets (basketball really sucks y’all), then he’s wrong and I can’t love him.
This is completely unrelated to steak or BBQ but have y’all ever been to MKT Bar downtown? Place is legit. They have a different them every night from steak night to game night to karaoke and it’s always a solid crowd.
Killen’s is the GOAT. All you other states with “good BBQ”, come @ me
Whoa. It was a hypothetical Facebook post from someone without people skills.
I would also appreciate some respect when it comes to Houston and it’s dinning options. I actually make it a point to try at least one new spot a week. Plus, Papasitos? It’s good, but I believe you’re better than that. Also, welcome to Screwston.
I’m late to the party but I can confirm, my fiancé is a nurse and I’d kill for her to teach and complain about stuff like this, especially seeing as she works night shifts. For example, I haven’t seen her since I left for work Monday morning. She lives a vampire schedule. She’s always exhausted and needed foot rubs. AND I get to hear gross stories about blood and poop. Count your blessings brother.