My Snapchat is reserved for drunk shenanigans and embarrassing videos of the wife. I did sent a dick pic out once, but it was really an uncooked hot dog wiener and I was drunk
Are you a clown? I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you’re from some flyover or north east state but most people I know, myself included, have cowboy boots that are nicer than any other pair of shoes in the office.
I’m a TCU fan so I don’t wanna hear anyone complaining this week. We had the gates to heaven (the top 4) wide open for us and we shit the bed. Have a blessed Monday y’all
Saying this is “kicking our ass” is like saying the people who do nothing but post “prayers for ____” on Facebook are doing more than volunteers. What a foolish Friday afternoon post.
So does the girl somehow smoke the JUUL in her booty or is it put up there simply for the taste when the guy smokes it? Just trying to stay up with the trends
I hope you still have the ability to pretend like our comments don’t hurt you and make “funny” videos about them because they’re coming for you after this, buddy
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My Snapchat is reserved for drunk shenanigans and embarrassing videos of the wife. I did sent a dick pic out once, but it was really an uncooked hot dog wiener and I was drunk
This is a battle you will not win. We all make mistakes. What’s important is that you learn from those mistakes.
Are you a clown? I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you’re from some flyover or north east state but most people I know, myself included, have cowboy boots that are nicer than any other pair of shoes in the office.
Yikes
Those are called idiots
That reminds me, we have El Tiempo and y’all don’t. Add it to the list.
Also, because I’m bored and about to go home… here’s some statistics on Houston vs your precious little Austin.
Average humidity in Houston 75%, Austin 67%.
Average temp in Houston 81, Austin 79
Average hours per year spent in traffic in Houston 42, Austin 47.
To add to the narrow margins of weather, the facts that Houston has less hippies, better TexMex, and a World Series trophy makes it the superior city
Houston hates you too, Dilly
Where were all these girls looking for “regular sex with no relationship” back when I was in college?
I’m still waiting on a mousepad, y’all can’t be trusted to dish out $500
Just because some girl hasn’t realized how insufferable you are yet doesn’t make you a dating guru, Johnny boy
I’m a TCU fan so I don’t wanna hear anyone complaining this week. We had the gates to heaven (the top 4) wide open for us and we shit the bed. Have a blessed Monday y’all
I heard it’s less than 20%. Don’t know if that’s true but terrible if it’s even close to that
Saying this is “kicking our ass” is like saying the people who do nothing but post “prayers for ____” on Facebook are doing more than volunteers. What a foolish Friday afternoon post.
So does the girl somehow smoke the JUUL in her booty or is it put up there simply for the taste when the guy smokes it? Just trying to stay up with the trends
I’m less worried about what my dish says about me and more worried about what having no friends says about me
Replace Lions with any decent team and it’s the perfect holiday
I hope you still have the ability to pretend like our comments don’t hurt you and make “funny” videos about them because they’re coming for you after this, buddy
Dilly is a cougar’s dream…fake tan, cheeseball smile, and his cockiness level is right on the line of cool and “really man?”
You mean you’re not into emotionally and physically opening up to someone only to be shit on a few weeks/months later?