You’re basically selling your soul for “fame” to be on this show so if you don’t wanna use said “fame” to show a little cleavage/booty to sell some fit tea on social media then that’s a bad financial decision
You always strike me as the type of guy that wears a sports coat to the bars and then say stuff like “this place is lame, mad bitches in here tonight” when none of the girls are into your shitty haircut and terrible one-liners
Having a snack means you have no self control? Maybe if you’re “snacking” on a Milky Way three times a day, but I’ll be damned if I’m going to have an early lunch then not have a few nuts or a handful of M&Ms once or twice a week.
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Saint Arnold and Buffalo Bayou
England is just a watered down version of the USA, can’t imagine the wedding will be any different. #snoozefest
Benny the Jet will be glad to know I’m not going to El Tiempo this weekend
In-laws are in town. Tonight we’re going to do some grilling and beer drinking.
Tomorrow a Houston brewery tour, dog park, and then dinner with my parents and her parents. Should be a good one if we can survive the heat.
Sunday the in-laws leave and I’ve got a new recliner I’m going to break in while watching the Byron. Have a blessed weekend y’all.
Speaking of…what are everyone’s thoughts on”puppy Instagram”. Is it cool or a complete chode move to make one for my new puppy?
Imagine having a misspelled name like Wills
After a dinner with way too many whiskey drinks, this has ruined my Friday and I’m going home
August, simply because it’s my birthday month and I can drink how I want without being called an alcoholic
Tailgating *in nice weather is not comparable*. If you’re claiming “Big Ten country” has the best tailgating then you’re so wrong, friend.
Who were some of the top recruits in 2002? That’s a collectors item
Hey ladies,
You know you’re threatened by someone else’s writing when you try to claim using the term “hey ladies” and/or an email format is stealing your ideas
It’s like we drink to stay cool, they do it to stay warm and just a little better than us
You’re basically selling your soul for “fame” to be on this show so if you don’t wanna use said “fame” to show a little cleavage/booty to sell some fit tea on social media then that’s a bad financial decision
Is this website even fun if you take it so seriously…
Also, I haven’t been to El T in a few weeks and it’s really sad
You always strike me as the type of guy that wears a sports coat to the bars and then say stuff like “this place is lame, mad bitches in here tonight” when none of the girls are into your shitty haircut and terrible one-liners
Having a snack means you have no self control? Maybe if you’re “snacking” on a Milky Way three times a day, but I’ll be damned if I’m going to have an early lunch then not have a few nuts or a handful of M&Ms once or twice a week.
Just dumb, and probably hungry
As someone who’s always been irrationally afraid of death, this ruins my Wednesday
You could always sell your underwear on Craigslist to get by…
#Wanderlust
I don’t really care what people post as long as some women with oversized wagons post booty pics in Mexico to show how cultured they are