While I do respect the Miata game, I cannot fit into one due to my height. If you want to talk fajitas, I live 2 blocks away from the best fajitas in Houston. Luckily my job doesn’t require me to close deals personally. Also, my comment towards Dave was sarcasm due to his great comedy chops.
“What do you want to watch?”
“I don’t care. What about you?”
*30 minutes later
“Think of anything?”
“Nah..”
*45 minutes later
“I guess we could try that Will Ferrell Sherlock movie that’s free on demand..”
*8 minutes later
“I can’t keep my eyes open. Let’s head to bed”
I recently got engaged and the pressure to get the biggest ring possible, plan the best proposal, impress friends, etc is unreal. Luckily pops was able to talk some sense into me before I ruined my own experience and financial future.
My friend was forced to have a combined bachelor and bachelorette party so his fiancé “didn’t have to worry”. Needless to say, we don’t see him much anymore.
“Hundred found dead in Brooklyn commune where breakfast is served ‘soup kitchen’ style. No word yet if the identical outfit worn by each resident is related”
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While I do respect the Miata game, I cannot fit into one due to my height. If you want to talk fajitas, I live 2 blocks away from the best fajitas in Houston. Luckily my job doesn’t require me to close deals personally. Also, my comment towards Dave was sarcasm due to his great comedy chops.
“What do you want to watch?”
“I don’t care. What about you?”
*30 minutes later
“Think of anything?”
“Nah..”
*45 minutes later
“I guess we could try that Will Ferrell Sherlock movie that’s free on demand..”
*8 minutes later
“I can’t keep my eyes open. Let’s head to bed”
Would have preferred to see someone with some real comedy chops take this on, but it’s Billy Madison content nonetheless
He was a man of many talents. God bless him. Also, sup?
Underrated
Art Vandelay is the best architect of our generation
I caught my fiancé wearing a hoodie walking the dog yesterday….We live in Houston. With rain our temps have dropped from 99 to 89.
If you asked me to describe the worst human being possible, it would be the guy in the thumbnail picture
I always thought he did it…
Between her and Kerry Walsh, I can’t handle all these sports boners I’ve had lately
You inspire the people
I recently got engaged and the pressure to get the biggest ring possible, plan the best proposal, impress friends, etc is unreal. Luckily pops was able to talk some sense into me before I ruined my own experience and financial future.
But he is…
My friend was forced to have a combined bachelor and bachelorette party so his fiancé “didn’t have to worry”. Needless to say, we don’t see him much anymore.
This makes my heart flutter
And if you catch a draft, your nipples will stick out like Mt Everest
If you’re into taking your chill and relaxation to a new level, I highly recommend a FootJoy polo with a pair of Lululemon joggers or shorts
Let’s have the biggest sporting even in the world in an impoverished, crime ridden, third world country….
“Hundred found dead in Brooklyn commune where breakfast is served ‘soup kitchen’ style. No word yet if the identical outfit worn by each resident is related”
Great first sentence of the angry golfer portion. Feeling the need to correct someone’s mistakes even though it makes you a douche. PGP.