Sometimes, after a weekend full of sports, when I wake up from my Sunday nap just in time to catch the leaders on the back 9 I feel like maybe this life is worth something and there is a God
That dollar coffee in the picture got me so aroused this morning the only thing I know to do is pound of a few more cups and close so many deals today my superiors start calling me sir. You’re doing God’s work Billy. Have a blessed Tuesday everyone.
Fiancé has three night shifts in a row. I’ll be eating an offensive amount of deer meat and contemplate the idea of doing a “free three day trial” of some “pop up ads” while “working from home”. Have a blessed evening everyone
Short work week for me, Billy. Should hammer out a few deals today and tomorrow before heading to sunny San Diego for some engagement pictures, cake testing, and maybe some premarital sex in the same house as the future in laws (gotta live on the edge somehow, ya know). Have a blessed Monday everyone.
What I expected to be a wonderful night (fiancé not pregnant, tacos on deck for dinner) turned into a disaster after I failed to notice she got her hair done when I got home (blonde hair dyed blonde, cut me some slack). Needless to say, this morning is a mental struggle, but closers don’t let anything get in their way of some possible Friday deals. Make today your bitch and give yourself a reason to really celebrate tonight. Have a blessed Friday and weekend everyone
Big one tonight, David. Fiancé just confessed she’s “so happy” she got her period because she was close to giving me the “I’m late” talk. No baby and of course no sex for a few days means I’m putting on the cutoff sweatpants and eating an entire box of Oreos tonight. Have a blessed evening everyone.
It’s been a wild week, Mr. Bolen. I’ve seen peaks and valleys. From dinner with some old college friends to feeling like my job is a dead end to closing deals like a mad man yesterday and I just got an invite to a crawfish boil this weekend but first I have to face the valley of all valleys, a performance review meeting with my boss and his boss on Friday morning (what kind of sick bastards schedule that for a Friday?). This crawfish boil will either be a celebration of a week ending on a high note or a perfect excuse to drink myself to another world if I get shit on Friday. Amazing how things always fall into place for myself and this PGP community of closers. Have a wonderful Thursday everyone. God bless Texas.
I’ve been in a slump these past few days but today I woke up, feeling rested, before my alarm went off so I’m ready to treat today like the little bitch it is. James (my 52 year old work homie) already had a fresh pot ready when I got here so it’s feeling like a #DCO’s paradise today. May all your cups (or 6) be strong and all your deals be final today, my friends. Have a blessed Wednesday.
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Sometimes, after a weekend full of sports, when I wake up from my Sunday nap just in time to catch the leaders on the back 9 I feel like maybe this life is worth something and there is a God
That dollar coffee in the picture got me so aroused this morning the only thing I know to do is pound of a few more cups and close so many deals today my superiors start calling me sir. You’re doing God’s work Billy. Have a blessed Tuesday everyone.
Fiancé has three night shifts in a row. I’ll be eating an offensive amount of deer meat and contemplate the idea of doing a “free three day trial” of some “pop up ads” while “working from home”. Have a blessed evening everyone
Short work week for me, Billy. Should hammer out a few deals today and tomorrow before heading to sunny San Diego for some engagement pictures, cake testing, and maybe some premarital sex in the same house as the future in laws (gotta live on the edge somehow, ya know). Have a blessed Monday everyone.
Respect women
What I expected to be a wonderful night (fiancé not pregnant, tacos on deck for dinner) turned into a disaster after I failed to notice she got her hair done when I got home (blonde hair dyed blonde, cut me some slack). Needless to say, this morning is a mental struggle, but closers don’t let anything get in their way of some possible Friday deals. Make today your bitch and give yourself a reason to really celebrate tonight. Have a blessed Friday and weekend everyone
You’re right, I’m disappointed
Big one tonight, David. Fiancé just confessed she’s “so happy” she got her period because she was close to giving me the “I’m late” talk. No baby and of course no sex for a few days means I’m putting on the cutoff sweatpants and eating an entire box of Oreos tonight. Have a blessed evening everyone.
We NEED to see what this girl looks like
I can’t imagine not having a job. I had a job waiting for me when I graduated and my parents were/are still disappointed in me…
Someone turned the heat on in the office after Rory’s vibrator comment…
It’s been a wild week, Mr. Bolen. I’ve seen peaks and valleys. From dinner with some old college friends to feeling like my job is a dead end to closing deals like a mad man yesterday and I just got an invite to a crawfish boil this weekend but first I have to face the valley of all valleys, a performance review meeting with my boss and his boss on Friday morning (what kind of sick bastards schedule that for a Friday?). This crawfish boil will either be a celebration of a week ending on a high note or a perfect excuse to drink myself to another world if I get shit on Friday. Amazing how things always fall into place for myself and this PGP community of closers. Have a wonderful Thursday everyone. God bless Texas.
How did I not know about this? Right across the freeway from me
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I’ve been in a slump these past few days but today I woke up, feeling rested, before my alarm went off so I’m ready to treat today like the little bitch it is. James (my 52 year old work homie) already had a fresh pot ready when I got here so it’s feeling like a #DCO’s paradise today. May all your cups (or 6) be strong and all your deals be final today, my friends. Have a blessed Wednesday.
My belt broke Monday so nothing again
Wow. I’m strangely turned on by the thought of a clean inbox.
Have a blessed Tuesday everyone.
“Whatever you want to watch” means yes, whatever you want to watch…but at midnight when I’m already asleep.
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What is wrong with you…