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Nordstrom is back at it again with another towering middle finger to everyone who’s never seen more than one comma on their bank statement. This time instead of rocks that cost as much as a bottle of single malt scotch they’re selling dirty jeans for $425.
That’s right, for less than what the average Nordstrom customer probably spends at the country club in a week, they can get dirty jeans and look just as poverty stricken as the rest of us. No longer will they have to face the world with the guilt that being exorbitantly wealthy brings. They can walk the streets and blend in among the masses of debt riddled commoners. Maybe they’ll wander into a bar and start bitching about “their boss,” with the other laborers there, all the while smiling on the inside because they secretly are the boss! Oh, what fun!
I see why people are so pissed about this, but I think this is just a classic case of jealousy. How many times do you see outlet malls packed on weekends with people trying to get designer brands for the cheapest price? Walk through New York and you’ll see every vendor selling fake products that they swear no one will be able to tell the difference between. We’re always trying to look rich, why can’t the rich try to look like us? Personally, I’m aching for the day I look at this ad and wonder what it’d be like to trade my Richard Branson brand white linens for some, “Americana workwear that’s seen some hard working action.” Maybe y’all should be too..
[via NBC4i]
Image via Nordstrom
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BBisgard45
Golf Pro in B/CS TX trying to trick the PGA into certifying me to give swing advice for a living.
@BrianBisgard
But what do you shoot?
Damnit. Beat me to it. But for real BBisgard45, give the people what they want!
You can get that same result from your butthole for free
Pair of Ariats, Wranglers and some land will get you the exact same end result.
I thought I was uppity for liking Wrangler Retros or Rock & Roll Cowboy jeans at $50 a pair.
Hell I thought I was uppity for liking George Strait Wranglers
Ariat makes solid jeans which are kinda pricey(60-ish) but they’re solid for work or going to dance hall and don’t have the overly designed rear pockets(which i don’t get for western jeans).
Yep have a pair and love them. Off the top of my head it’s all Wrangler, R&R, Ariat and Cinch in my closet. Don’t understand these Nordstrom jeans at all.
Arian and Cinch are the only jeans that have held up over the years for me.
Has anyone verified whether the mud is made of good ol’ U.S. of A’murrican soil or not? If it ain’t I don’t wan’t no part of it
Username checks out.
This is the 2010s version of the pre-ripped jeans from the 90’s. Some things never change.
I highly suggest reading Mike Rowe’s opinion on these https://www.facebook.com/TheRealMikeRowe/posts/1512621355414669
Jokes on Nordstrom, people will be able to tell you never wash your jeans now.