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Listen, I get it. It’s summer and people are supposed to be outside, so why would Netflix waste their A-game programming? But still…the list of things coming to the streaming service next month is a little sad. I know you all will be excited for The Mighty Ducks and I’ve read great things about the new series Friends From College, but the rest of it? Meh.
On the flipside, we aren’t losing that much either. Two Weeks Notice is one of my favs, but I’ve seen it approximately 542783 times; there’s nothing else on the list that I even care about it. So I suppose that’s a good thing.
Arriving to Netflix in July 2017
July 1
Titanic
The Originals: Season 4
Free Willy
Disney’s The Mighty Ducks
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
Capo “El amo del tunel”: Season 1
El Barco: Season 1
The Truth Is in the Stars
Deep Water: Season 1
E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial
Hostages (Israel): Season 2
Zip & Zap and the Marble Gang
The Invisible Guest (Contratiempo)
Albion: The Enchanted Stallion
Liar’s Dice
Offspring: Season 6
Boat Trip
Mixed Signals
Delicatessen
Caramel
Yours Fatefully: Season 1
The Ultimatum: Season 1
Unriddle II
Unriddle
Yes We Can!: Season 1
Spice Up: Season 1
World at Your Feet: Season 1
Emma
The Boy in the Striped Pajamas
Last Night
Out of Thin Air
Witnesses: Season 2
The Longest Yard
Jackass: Number Two
Punch-Drunk Love
Are We There Yet?
Are We Done Yet?
The Land Before Time
Dad
The Land Before Time II: The Great Valley Adventure
The Land Before Time III: The Time of the Great Giving
Here Alone
Spawn: The Movie
Code Name: The Cleaner
The Astronaut Farmer
Best in Show
Proof of Life
Matchstick Men
Taking Lives
Police Academy
July 2
El Chema: Season 1
July 3
Diamond Cartel
Extraordinary: The Stan Romanek Story
July 4
The Standups: Season 1
July 5
iZombie: Season 3
July 6
Speech & Debate
The Void
Butter
July 7
Castlevania: Season 1—NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Dawn of the Croods: Season 4—NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Degrassi: Next Class: Season 4—NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Luna Petunia: Season 2—NETFLIX ORIGINAL
1 Mile to You (Life At These Speeds)
July 8
Bad Santa 2
Horse Dancer
July 9
Lion
July 11
Gabriel Iglesias Presents The Gentleman Jerry Rocha
July 14
Friends From College: Season 1—NETFLIX ORIGINAL
To the Bone—NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Chasing Coral—NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Buddy Thunderstruck: The Maybe Pile—NETFLIX ORIGINAL
July 15
Rake: Season 4
West Coast Customs: Season 4
July 17
Uncertain Glory
Fittest on Earth: A Decade of Fitness
A Cowgirl’s Story
July 18
Aditi Mittal: Things They Wouldn’t Let Me Say—NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Ari Shaffir: Double Negative: Collection—NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Girlfriends’ Guide to Divorce: Season 3
Rogue One: A Star Wars Story
July 20
Pretty Little Liars: Season 7B
July 21
Ozark: Season 1—NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Last Chance U: Season 2—NETFLIX ORIGINAL
The Worst Witch: Season 1—NETFLIX ORIGINAL
July 22
Railroad Tigers
July 24
Victor
July 25
Joe Mande’s Award-Winning Comedy Special—NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Munroe Island
July 28
The Incredible Jessica James—NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Daughters of Destiny: Season 1—NETFLIX ORIGINAL
The Adventures of Puss in Boots: Season 5—NETFLIX ORIGINAL
July 31
After The Reality
Checkpoint
Dark Night
Taking Earth
Being Mary Jane: The Series: Season 4—Date TBD
Leaving Netflix in July
July 1
Blazing Saddles
American Pie Presents: Band Camp
Flicka 2
9/11: Stories in Fragments
Secrets: The Sphinx
Batman
Working Girl
Gentlemen Prefer Blondes
An Unmarried Woman
Hello, Dolly!
MacGyver: Seasons 1–7
Ghost Whisperer: Seasons 1–5
Futurama: Season 6
Day of the Kamikaze
Mystery Files: Hitler
Mystery Files: Leonardo da Vinci
Nazi Temple of Doom
The Hunt for Bin Laden
The Incredible Bionic Man
History in HD: The Last Bomb
Secrets: A Viking Map?
Secrets: Richard III Revealed
Shuttle Discovery’s Last Mission
Titanic’s Final Mystery
Samurai Headhunters
America’s Secret D-Day Disaster
Black Wings
Blondie’s New York
Bombs, Bullets and Fraud
Death Beach
Hip Hop: The Furious Force of Rhymes
American Pie Presents: Beta House
Hugo
American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile
Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging
While You Were Sleeping
Kate & Leopold
El Dorado
July 3
The Last Samurai
Two Weeks Notice
July 6
Los Heroes del Norte: Seasons 1–2
July 11
Opposite Field
July 12
Sleeping Beauty
Adventures of Pepper and Paula
In the Basement
July 13
Kevin Hart: Laugh at My Pain
July 15
Lessons for a Kiss
All That Glitters .
[via Elle]
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Titanic is always a classic. A lot of memories of pausing it at a certain scene after my parents went to bed. #katewinslet
not even gonna mention Rogue One coming?
Be careful not to choke on your aspirations, Ders.
If you’re not watching “The Mighty Ducks” then I don’t want to know you.
Or police academy
Everyone knows the first 3 Land Before Time movies are classics.
Can’t wait to watch and be nostalgic, if it’s not already on Netflix I might have to find the original in its VHS before watching 2 and 3.
Best in Show is exceptional
Turns out not paying to see Rogue One at any point is gonna pay off
THE LAST SAMURAI IS LEAVING!?!? Time to binge watch it another 4-5x before it’s gone
Land before Time and Madagascar? Fuck ya!
I know this will lose me some of my cool guy cred among my fellow commenters (lol) but HOLD THE DANG PHONE there’s a Castlevania TV series coming!? Hold on tight 6 year old me, it’s gonna get #litty
I absolutely thought it said “Pretty Little Liars season 27” and that made total sense to me