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Of Course, Danielle M. From ‘The Bachelor’ Was In A Cheesy-Ass Country Music Video

Of Course, Danielle M. From 'The Bachelor' Was In A Cheesy-Ass Country Music Video

Updated February 7 at 5:23 p.m.

Nothing is sacred anymore.

Danielle was also in “Beachin'” by Jake Owen dropping a lime in a Corona. This was pre-short hair sometime around 2013.

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I wanted to believe, you guys. I really did.

But as I sat at my computer refreshing my notifications and counting the minutes until the day ends, this tweet came across my desk.

Just when you think you’ve got these girls figured out, one the purest of the bunch pops up in a Cole fucking Swindell video driving a damn Pontiac. I didn’t want to believe it. I didn’t want to think that Danielle M., debatably the most “take home to mom” girl on this season next to Vanessa, was going a country music video girl. I mean, what’s next? Luke Bryan? Florida-Georgia Line?

Here, see for yourself and feel the winds of hope deflate from your body.

Part of me thought, “Okay, maybe it’s not her, maybe it’s someone else.” But then I saw her trademark layered short hair and just knew that there couldn’t be two. But as Cole said, he just took one look at her and changed his one drink order to two like they already knew each other; like they’d been talking all night.

I guess they can’t all be there for the right reasons. Let’s just hope she doesn’t leave Nick right in the middle of a memory like she did with Cole.

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Will

Will deFries (Twitter / Instagram) is a Senior Writer at Grandex and the world's foremost authority on Sunday Scaries (Twitter / Instagram). Email me at will@grandex.co.

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