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Updated February 7 at 5:23 p.m.
Nothing is sacred anymore.
Danielle was also in “Beachin'” by Jake Owen dropping a lime in a Corona. This was pre-short hair sometime around 2013.
Original Post:
I wanted to believe, you guys. I really did.
But as I sat at my computer refreshing my notifications and counting the minutes until the day ends, this tweet came across my desk.
Just when you think you’ve got these girls figured out, one the purest of the bunch pops up in a Cole fucking Swindell video driving a damn Pontiac. I didn’t want to believe it. I didn’t want to think that Danielle M., debatably the most “take home to mom” girl on this season next to Vanessa, was going a country music video girl. I mean, what’s next? Luke Bryan? Florida-Georgia Line?
Here, see for yourself and feel the winds of hope deflate from your body.
Part of me thought, “Okay, maybe it’s not her, maybe it’s someone else.” But then I saw her trademark layered short hair and just knew that there couldn’t be two. But as Cole said, he just took one look at her and changed his one drink order to two like they already knew each other; like they’d been talking all night.
I guess they can’t all be there for the right reasons. Let’s just hope she doesn’t leave Nick right in the middle of a memory like she did with Cole. .
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Wouldn’t mind conducting an interview with her
Congrats on (all) the sex.
I really hope to see you stay CC. I see big things for you here.
Cole Swindell what a cuck.
Might just be me but I think I’m actually more attracted to her now…
A long-haired Danielle M. drops a lime in a Corona in Jake Owen’s “Beachin'”
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VwgCBRj3dn4
Updated. Great looking out, LifesTooShortToBeAnAccountant.
Did you guys hear that Danielle M looks like the lead singer of semi-well known early 90s band Six Pence None The Richer? Because I heard that.
“So kiss me…”
Hey remember when I made this comment on your article about Corinne’s music video career?
With her living in Nashville, I’d be more surprised if she wasn’t in a cheesy country music video.
Nothing is the same.
The Memory video has some real continuity issues. He never got her number in the beginning and somehow in the end he has bought a ring for her. I bet that letter said “I don’t know how you found my house, but I’m gone, and if I see you again know that I’ll be armed.”
At what time does she show up in each video? Don’t have time to watch all/any of it except the goods parts.