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1. Paying a stripper with a giant check made out to “Science.”
2. Following up the Best Man’s speech at Phyllis and Bob’s wedding with one of his own.
3.Buying a condo to “fill with children.”
4. Publicly shaming Dwight and then making him do his laundry for a year.
5. Describing the Northeastern Mid-Market Office Supply Convention as a “booze-fueled sex romp.”
6. Holding the pizza delivery guy hostage because he wouldn’t take a coupon.
7. Breaking up with Pam’s mom because he realized how old she was.
8. Having HR nightmare Todd Packer as his best friend.
9. When he tagged the Asian Benihana waitress that he liked with a Sharpie because he couldn’t tell her apart from the other one.
10. Threw a tantrum and torpedoed the Christmas party after Jim let Phyllis be Santa.
11. Dry cleaning his jeans.
12. Buying a women’s suit and then claiming that it’s a “power suit.”
13. “Two queens on Casino Night. I am going to drop a deuce on everybody.”
14. Faking a suicide attempt to prove that working in an office can be dangerous.
15. Expecting his book to sell more copies than the Bible.
16. Dropping a “TWSS” in the middle of a multi-million dollar lawsuit testimony.
17. Promising an entire classroom of kids college tuition because he assumed he’d be a millionaire by the time he was 40.
18. Declaring bankruptcy by vocal assertion.
19. Driving a Sebring and OWNING it.
20. Trying to scare his coworkers straight by pretending he went to prison.
21. Telling HR where they can shove it, 24/7/365.
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He was the king of power moves
We had a lengthy discussion about it in the office and I don’t think anyone comes close in terms of consistency.
Threatening to withhold sex from Jan while negotiating a raise is one of my personal favorites.
Saying things like this, “If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.”
That show could have ran for 25 years.
Thats what she said
That’s why it didn’t
Lets not forget Concierge Marie from his exotic international business trip
Dwight’s top power moves next?
1. Firing a gun in the office
2. Initiating unplanned fire drills by starting actual fires
3. Painting an entire office that isn’t technically yours yet black
4. Buying the building you work in
Framing your office enemy with caprese salad.
Not knowing the name of the warehouse guy that drove him home.
In the first picture regarding science, the pine tree that’s behind him make it look like he has a mullet. Tricky, but when you see it…
Fuck me, I laughed for 5 minutes after going back to look at that
Next list: 21 greatest George Costanza power moves
1. Napping under desk
2. “Hi I’m George, I’m unemployed and live with my parents.”
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