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Three weeks ago, after far too many tequila shots, I drunkenly purchased a J.J. Watt Fathead from Amazon. I have no idea why, as I am not a fan of the Texans, Fatheads, or Mr. Watt in particular. As far as I can surmise from my hazy memories, my thought process on the purchase was that it would be hilarious to put up in my roommate’s room and scare the shit out of him. Even though I underestimated both the effort required to get one of those things on the wall and my commitment to this subpar practical joke, at least my drunken purchase only came with the price tag of about $100.
Ibiza DJ Davie Little (whose name makes me picture a mouse dressed like a pirate) drunkenly bought a $37,000 charter bus the other night, proving that Ibiza does everything to the extreme. I’m not positive on the thought process DJ Little had behind this impulse buy, but I’m pretty sure it was a mix between wanting to keep the party going and not wanting to coordinate a fleet of Ubers for his whole crew. Game recognize game. Much like the rest of us, Davie checked his bank account in horror the next day and wrote this Facebook post about his decision.
From Elite Daily:
Still can’t believe what I did last night in Ibiza.
So I was in Ushuaia last night absolutely loving life with not a care in the world, and the night just flew over, when I left the night club I took my phone out of my pocket and realized I had bought a £30,000 grand bus…. WTF.. I actually can’t believe this is happening..
Ibiza ruins lives!!!!
P.s anybody want to buy a bus off me????
I feel you, Davie. Truly, we are all one and the same when we get drunk, except you can accidentally buy a tour bus and my credit card company would call me just to laugh at me if I attempted to drop a $37K charge on them. No word on whether DJ Little managed to get someone to buy the bus off him, but I like to think he rolled with the punches and is cruising that thing down the coast of Spain with his boys as we speak. .
[via Elite Daily]