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“Money.”
There’s a reason that’s his nickname. It’s because he makes a lot of it. You don’t have to search near and far for evidence of that, either, but the most recent piece showed up on Floyd Mayweather’s Instagram account in the form of a $100 million check that appears to be handwritten in the name of Mayweather Productions LLC by a third grader who just learned how to write in cursive. The check is from 5/2/15, which signifies it was his part of the purse for the Pacquiao fight. But as if posting the photo isn’t cocky enough, his caption made it into one of the most obnoxious posts in the history of Instagram.
The caption was as follows:
Gotta love these backseat drivers so worried about another man’s legacy instead of trying to write their own. Ultimately, I will always have the last laugh. This is just one of my many checks, a cool $100,000,000.00 that I still have every dime of. Y’all still have to work however, I’m happily retired. At the end of the day, it’s them Benjamin Franklins that matter to me, so the jokes on you. I’ve made smart investments, sorry for those who thought that I couldn’t read, write, or count. Y’all call them watches, I call them time pieces. Y’all call them boats, I call them yachts. Y’all call them houses, I call them mansions. Y’all charter jets and we own jets. #TMT
It’s like he was having his assistant type this (because, you know, he allegedly can’t read) and just started snowballing off himself until he began his, “Y’all call them,” rant about time pieces, yachts, mansions, and jets. I’m not sure if he realizes that (besides the part about owning jets) that those are all just synonyms, but we get it, Floyd – you’re loaded. .
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Floyd, for the record I charter Southwest Airlines Wanna Get Away deals and sometimes splurge for the early bird check-in.
My university won’t reimburse us for early bird check-in so I’ll forever be A52 and beyond when it comes to boarding flights.
This seems fake. It may be the CPA in me talking, but I feel like writing a check for $100 million isn’t the best or safest way to transfer that much money.
I was thinking the same. Usually transactions over 500k are wired.
On one hand, yes. On the other, why wouldn’t an entity called “Mayweather Promotions LLC” be run in a completely amateur backwards fashion?
At least he had the brains to register as an LLC
Probably his lawyers advice
Read? You can barely talk, Floyd. Take a seat.
Fuck this guy.
Too bad he’s a woman beater…
I really hope he ends up in jail.
Can’t buy class
Tell that to FAFSA and PNC for me.
Lets play If I had this kinda money I would…
I would not be sitting in this fucking cubicle.
Probably still be a massive failure in the sight of my parents.
“Mom I made my first million last year!”
“Great, son. I’m glad you’re finally starting to get a hint of the smell of success”
“A hint??”
Two girls at the same time.
Fuckin’ A
Have more time pieces, yachts, mansions, and jets. And by more, I mean any at all.
There is no allegedly about it, that bitch can’t read.