Christopher Nolan’s Batman franchise is sacred, but since this is the internet, that doesn’t matter. Josh Meeter spliced together some scenes from The Dark Knight franchise and 50 Shades of Grey. You just KNOW the Caped Crusader was into some kinky stuff. A guy who runs around in a rubber suit doesn’t just go at it missionary style when he gets down and dirty. He pulls out all the stops.

No doubt the Dark Knight had whips, chains and gag balls stashed on his utility belt.

I lost it at “Time to move in.”.