Closing an email with “talk to you soon” but having zero intention of talking to that person ever. PGP. Billy Lumbergh 0 8 months 31
I’m old enough to remember when Facebook required you to have a .edu email address to become a member. PGP. Chicken Wings
Found out at homecoming I can still drink like I did in college. The hangover lasted till Wednesday. PGP. ATypicalEngineer
My parents are making me stay home this year for Halloween and hand out candy so they can go out with their friends. PGP. Bartholomew Hunt
Still trying to convince myself that I am one, really big poop away from my pants fitting right again. PGP. Pepto Bismol
I’ve been showing up early for work for two months because I was in line for a promotion. Company outsourced the hire. I now have three conference calls a week with someone named Samar. PGP. Top Brass
HR guy at my new job told me to go out and celebrate with drinks with close family and friends. Got Jimmy John’s alone. PGP. BrogrammerInTraining
Parking my POS car super close to the drivers side of the new corvette in the parking lot. PGPM. The EIT
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