Read it and weep the happiest of tears: Dr. Pepper is the fountain of youth. Fort Worth resident Elizabeth Sullivan turned 104 this week, and chalks up her centenarian lifestyle to the three Dr. Peppers she’s had each day for…Read More »
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Giant Sex Party In NYC This Weekend For Rich Wall Streeters Only
Looking for something to do in New York City this weekend? Well, if you’ve got a box of condoms and a 10-digit balance in your bank account, you might be able to take part in the most “elite” sex party…Read More »
You Can Play Super Mario 64 On Your Computer, It’s Obviously A Solid Time Killer
Super Mario 64 was a world-changing, legendary masterpiece of a video game, the first game of its kind that anyone had ever seen. It took that chubby, mustachioed Italian plumber we all loved to play with in a 2-D, sidescroller,…Read More »
CPAC Was Like The Super Bowl Of Tinder
Vote right, swipe right. Right? At least that’s how this year’s annual Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) progressed. According to The New York Times, Tinder usage at New York City’s CPAC was a whopping 202% higher in the National Harbor…Read More »
These Are The Most Inappropriate Questions Redditors Have Been Asked During A Job Interview
Getting grilled in a job interview happens sometimes. A job that’s demanding and challenging might require a demanding and challenging screening process. That’s just common sense. What about those jobs that don’t need to dress down interviewees? What about the…Read More »
Qatar Airways Boss Sends Out Company-Wide Email Shaming Drunk Employee
These days, you can’t get drunk and make an ass of yourself without some sort of evidence popping up and biting you in the ass. These things can range from that drunk karaoke video your coworker snapped at the last…Read More »
Steve Spurrier Joins Twitter, Immediately Tweets Old Man Internet Gibberish
The Ol’ Ball Coach is tweeting, baby. Steve Spurrier got himself a Twitter account. Of course, when old people start using the internet, they really have to get used to the hot waters of the world wide web. OBC was…Read More »
Here’s A Map Of The Best Selling Throwback Jersey In Your State
There’s nothing better than a throwback jersey. Why? Because we’re all grumpy old men and women in training and, as such, nothing and nobody will ever be better than the athletes of our heyday. Michael Jordan, LeBron James, John Elway,…Read More »
HBO And Apple Rumored To Be Launching $15/Month Standalone Streaming Service In April
Remember a few months ago when we talked about HBO launching a standalone streaming service, so you didn’t have to rely on your sister’s ex-boyfriend’s cousin’s roommate’s parents’ HBO GO password anymore? Well, we’ve got some more details on when…Read More »
“True Detective” Season Two Casts Actual Porn Stars For A Giant Orgy Scene
What’s the only thing that could possibly improve on the exercise in television anthology perfection that is HBO’s “True Detective”? If you answered “A massive, full-blown orgy scene starring actual porn stars” then congratulations, you’re some kind of clairvoyant, or…Read More »
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