They did it. The Texas Rangers went ahead and did it. Those bold sons-of-bitches weren’t gonna just stand by and let some Minor League Baseball team take the over-the-top concession spotlight with the Donut Dog, nor were they gonna let…Read More »
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Kraft Mac And Cheese Getting Recalled Because There Are Actual Pieces Of Metal In Some Boxes
As a kid, there was absolutely nothing better than begging your mom to make you some Mac n’ Cheese and seeing her reach into the cabinet and pull out a box of the blue stuff. Also, as an adult who…Read More »
Arizona Diamondbacks Unleash The “Churro Dog,” Upping The Ballpark Snack Game Forever
ARE YOU READY FOR SOME BASEBALL? I sure as hell am. I’m ready for this horrible winter to be over so I can get some cheap seats in the bleachers of my obnoxious New York baseball team’s stadium I root…Read More »
Old Guy Dies At His Desk, Nobody Noticed For Two Whole Days
For those of us in our early twenties, this story is going to be like looking into the future, because with student loan payments breathing down our necks and taxes out the wazoo, we’ll be lucky to get about a…Read More »
Patriots Fans Create Best “Save The Date” Ever Using Belichick Meme
Wedding season is just around the corner, which means that already, I have seven “save the dates” stuck to my fridge. Seven. With each one I get in the mail, I see the Caribbean vacation I had planned on taking…Read More »
ISIS Takes Over “Tatooine,” Dark Side Must Be Defeated
ISIS in Tatooine. You’ll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. Fans of the iconic Star Wars film series are being warned away from visiting the town known as Tataouine, which inspired the name of Luke Skywalker’s…Read More »
DFW Sportscaster Shreds The Dallas Cowboys For Signing Greg Hardy
The lead sportscaster with ABC’s Dallas-Fort Worth affiliate is back with more piping hot NFL takes. Dale Hansen previously blew up the world wide web with his heartfelt Michael Sam take, then he called out local high school fans for…Read More »
They Combined Google Autocomplete And Family Feud To End Office Productivity Once And For All
Typing random shit into the Google search box just to see what pops up is one of my favorite pastimes. Knowing that, someone went ahead and ended all workplace productivity once and for all by creating “Google Feud.” Genius. Google…Read More »
Guy Gets Invited to Random Dude’s Bachelor Party By Accident, Is Still Going
Imagine for a minute that you’re sitting at your desk in your office and you get an email like this: “People, Has anyone else noticed now that Jeff has been rocking the beard for a while – he looks like…Read More »
Dallas Sixth Grade Teacher Drops Fantastic Profanity-Laced Motivational Rant On Students
A Dallas Independent School District sixth grade “leadership” teacher is under fire for dropping a pretty intense yet badass profanity-filled rant on his students. Naturally, since it’s 2015 and kids just can’t survive without having a cell phone on them…Read More »
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