First, it was Instagram selfies of the regular variety. Then came the Instagram try-hards and their legion of #blessed/#lovemylife/#LYLAS photos littered across your feed. Now, it’s the #Aftersex selfie. The idea is that you take a selfie, presumably after having…Read More »
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Weirdos Are Naming Their Children After “Game of Thrones” Characters
Sometimes I get a great idea in my head, only for my girlfriend or my family to look at me in disappointment and point out how stupid that idea truly is shortly after. By sometimes, I mean weekly. Family and…Read More »
You Can Now Pay Someone $3,000 To Live-Tweet Your Wedding
When my older sisters got married, my dad made them an offer. He said he would either pay for the wedding of their dreams or he would write them a check for what he would have spent. In today’s world…Read More »
“Top Gun 2″ Plot Details Finally Revealed
“Top Gun” producer Jerry Br– Wait, wait, wait. Play this first. Alright, that’s better. Producer Jerry Bruckheimer says the plot of the long awaited “Top Gun” sequel will pit Tom Cruise’s Maverick against Barack Obama’s drone program. Well, not really,…Read More »
Gmail Turns 10 Today, Making Us All Feel Ancient
Gmail is celebrating its 10th birthday today, after launching on April 1st, 2004 alongside Google’s ultimately doomed moon base project. The dark horse candidate of the two, Gmail turned out to be one of Google’s most successful enterprises. It was…Read More »
How He Probably Met Your Mother
Tonight is the night, folks. It’s the night every single human on this planet has waited for since CBS launched the world’s best sitcom ever. Tonight is the night that Ted Mosby will finally finish the story of how he…Read More »
Google’s April Fool’s Stunt Is Going To Be Awesome
April Fool’s Day is upon us, and in the age of the internet, that means the search engines and other resources we know and love, have been reprogrammed to screw with us. Google, the most notable offender, has given us…Read More »
How Much Do Idiots Pay To Propose At The Ballpark?
I’ve always been curious about what drives people to want to pop the question at the ballpark. It’s perhaps the worst place to propose. It’s attention-seeking, annoying and makes you look like a gigantic goober. Besides the tremendous cost to…Read More »
Now In NYC: Cupcake ATMs
Thank you, based god. The day has finally come: Sprinkles Cupcakes is opening a cupcake ATM in New York City. There are myriad pieces of this news article that literally raise my heart rate, namely the possibility of “golden tickets”…Read More »
Party Like It’s 1997: There’s A Spice Girls/Backstreet Boys Reunion In The Works
There are few things in this world that I would die for. The list, so far, and in no particular order, looks like this. 1. Partying with Bill Clinton in his prime. 2. A lifetime supply of Dunkaroos. 3. The…Read More »
