“What would you say are your biggest weaknesses?” PGP.

I just finally paid off my credit card debt. I have no idea what to do now. PGP.

I’ve worn the same slacks every day this week. PGP.

“I’m sorry babe, we just can’t afford a baby right now.” PGP.

Gameday weddings. PGP.

I have more connections on LinkedIn than friends on Facebook. PGP.

Just found out the girl I’ve been texting has a 6-year-old. PGP.

Thinking about asking for a new pillow for Christmas. PGP.

My boss told me to take it easy this weekend. PGP.

Found out my old middle school bully works at Starbucks. I go there twice a week in a suit. PGP.

At least they took the time to send a rejection email. PGP.

My mother still doesn’t know what I do for a living. PGP.

The only productive thing I’ve done today is download iOS 8. PGP.

When your weekend plans are either “catch up on sleep” or “get blackout drunk”. PGP.

My bank account sits at -$13.47. I am worth negative one medium, no topping pizza. PGP.

Working for a company that does not even recognize “Casual Fridays.” PGP.

Spending an hour trying to find the one error in a 40-page Excel workbook that effects every formula. PGP.

Testing the limits of casual Friday. PGP.

Only 22 and already thinking about giving up and marrying rich. PGP.

Wanting socks for Christmas. PGP.