Summertime! While it may not feel like it yet for those of us stuck in the Midwest who have to get up and walk to some big wig’s office every 10 seconds and can see out the window that the weather is still shitty, 50…Read More »
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Thoughts From A “Fat Girl”
By now, most of the Internet has seen the clip from the “So Did the Fat Lady” episode of Louis C.K.’s sitcom “Louie,” in which Vanessa (played by Sarah Baker) talks about what being fat means in terms of her…Read More »
The 4 Most Realistic Romantic Comedies
I’m a sucker for romantic comedies. Even the shitty ones still manage to suck me in every now and then. If we’re being honest, rom coms are basically action movies for girls and nancy boys like me. Substitute quirky acts…Read More »
9 Tasteful Ways To Ask For Nudes
Maybe you both swiped right for each other on Tinder and now you’re chatting up a storm. Maybe she’s the hot intern trying desperately to make a name for herself and you’re the boss who lets her by even though she’s doing…Read More »
Why You Should Take A Summer Road Trip
Summer is here again, which means your allergies are going to get better and, once again, you’re going to be expected to look good on the beach. In the heat of the summer, it’s important to have summer plans other than…Read More »
5 Steps That Will Guarantee A Tinder Hook Up
Stage 1: The Prep You are about to embark on a journey full of snap judgments and creepy men, so prepare your body by snuggling up in a cozy place with a bag of wine by your side. The cheaper the…Read More »
The Playbook For Escaping Boring Conversations
Getting caught in a conversation with someone who doesn’t have anything interesting to say is the number one cause of office depression in the United States and Western Europe, according to a recent study that I created on my own.…Read More »
Why It’s Easier To Get With Your High School Crush Now Than It Ever Has Been
Remember Ashley Wilson, the hottest girl in your high school class? She was the prom queen, the cheer captain, and she wouldn’t give you the fucking time of day in high school. Well, guess what? Now you two are in…Read More »
What These New Fast Food Items Are Really Saying To You
Due to our friends like Guy Fieri pushing the limits of fine culinary innovation, along with the general piggish nature of the human race, excessive originality in the fast food game has reached a boiling point. What are the corporations who make…Read More »
What A Girl’s Drink Of Choice Says About Her
Welcome to Knox’s School Of Wild Conclusions Based On Shitty Evidence. Grab a beer and take a seat. Our topic today is how to determine everything you need to know about a girl based on what drink she orders at…Read More »
