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Teach Me How To Make New Friends

“Why Can’t We Be Friends?” should more or less be our anthem. Why? Because making friends after college is really fucking difficult. When you’re a toddler, you make friends based off of favorite colors and cereal. When you’re a preteen, you make…Read More »

Why Hotel Sex Is The Worst Sex

Far be it from me to take away from the great column written by the 2NOTBrokeGirls about getting laid in hotels. I mean, first and foremost, more power to ANYONE who’s getting laid; you’ve figured out how to get someone…Read More »

A Guide To Sending Dick Pics

So you’ve decided to send a picture of your boy boloney to somebody. Good for you. Just like getting pubes, or shaving for the first time, it’s a special rite of passage in any modern man’s life. But firing out…Read More »