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Netflix Dropped A Boatload Of New Info For Their 2016 Lineup And It’s All Right Here

Austinites Fighting To Change ‘Jim Bowie St.’ to ‘David Bowie St.’ Because People In Austin Suck Now

Five People That Had A Worse Weekend Than You: Violence

Breaking Down This Week’s Insufferable New York Times Marriage Announcement: January 17

I Paid My Dues Valet Parking For Scum Bags

This Yuppie Rap Video From 1989 Is Fantastic And Needs To Be Discussed

Here Are A Bunch Of Unethical (And Probably Illegal) Life Hacks That Make All Too Much Sense

If You’re Going To Match Me On Bumble, Have The Courtesy To Message Me

Why Smart Chicks Dig Meatheads

This Dude’s New Year’s Eve Story Makes Your Complaints About Uber’s Surge Pricing Sound So Lame