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Hand Me The Aux Chord Or This Party Will Suck

Stop Checking Into Every Airport You Visit

The Casual Thursday Whole Foods Live Blog

My Favorite Chili’s Closed, Which Is Probably Similar To Your NFL Team Leaving Town

Woman Crashes Her Car Into Hotel, Gets Out, Makes Coffee, Lights Cigarette, And Assures Staff That “Everything Is Fine”

Rams DE Chris Long Made The Local News In Disguise As A “Hopeful Powerball Player,” Just Wanted Some Boats

6 Keys To Maintaining Your Drinking Habits After Having A Kid

The Oscar Nominees Just Dropped, And ‘The Revenant’ Dominated

The Anatomy Of The Perfect Skate Date

I’m A Respectable Adult Who Colors And I Don’t Give A Damn Who Knows It