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The Longer I’m Single, The More Undateable I Become

National Signing Day Once Again Reminded Me That My Life Is Lame

It’s Time To Bring Back The Whale Tail

Millennials Of New York Just Took On Male Feminists And Hillary Clinton

I’m Just Waiting for My Adult Card To Come In The Mail

Every Text I’ll Send You If I’m Sketching Out On Our Plans

This Guy Just Sent Me An Incredibly Descriptive Email About How Badly His Office’s Bathroom Needs A Fan

The Prices For America’s Most Expensive Restaurant Are Just Fucking Stupid

Leaked Valentine’s Day Columns From Around The Internet

The Best Part of Super Bowl Week Is The Puppy Bowl Locker Room Cam