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I Wanna Bring Paintball Back
If you live around Austin and wanna get a paintball squad going, get at me. Read More »
‘The Sandlot’ Changed All Our Lives For The Better
This hour-and-forty-two-minute piece of cinema holds a special place in the hearts of anyone who’s ever seen it. Read More »
Is Oral The New Making Out?
Need to know where we all stand on the BJ thing on first dates. Read More »
The Time I Went To The Wrong Wedding, Part II
A conclusion to the story where four people found themselves surrounded by a congregation of strangers. Read More »
The Time I Met My Ex-Girlfriend’s Parents While Wearing A Condom
I ended up having to wash her dad’s Corvette the next day with a brutal hangover. Read More »
What You Need To Know About ‘Fuller House’
Everything you need to know about Fuller House. Read More »
I’m A Reckless University Employee, Part II
I got conned into going a formal, and no, it did not end well. Read More »
Things Girls Do After Graduation: Consider Grad School
Fears of budgeting and living a modest life lead her to find destiny in a bookstore. Read More »
A Ranking Of The Top 10 Middle School Dance Songs
The greatest middle school dance jams. Read More »