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This Kid On Twitter Calls Himself “The Weapon” And Now I Want To Be Friends With Him

Morning Coffee Thoughts 4/18

Naming Russell Westbrook MVP Would Set A Terrible Example For Kids

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Man Arrested For Stealing Over 100 iPhones At Coachella, Inciting Panic Into The Hearts Of Millennials Everywhere

The Touching Base Open Thread: April 18th with Duda

The Worst Things You Can Do At A Wedding To Piss Off The Bride, From Someone Who’s Definitely Pissed Off A Bride

The Washington Capitals Are Offering Free Yoga For Fans Suffering From Playoff Anxiety

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