‘90s kids, rejoice! The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers movie is officially happening. Lionsgate has officially announced the release date of the movie, which will be coming to a theater near you on July 22, 2016. While no director has been…Read More »

Folks, I’m not sure if you are aware of today’s date, Aug. 18, but it is one of our most celebrated, revered baseball player’s birthday. I’m not talking about Atlanta Braves great Bruce Benedict, nor am I talking about 1987 Golden…Read More »

In college, anything goes. Wearing things that barely classify as “clothes” to class was the norm. Being a frat rat was merely frowned upon. Getting freaky with frozen pizza at 2 a.m. on a weeknight was standard procedure. But now, people keep telling us we…Read More »

I’m not here to lie to you, good reader. I’m immature-extremely immature. I laugh uncontrollably at the most absurd shit, mostly because I find absurdity highly amusing, but also because I have the self-control of a 5-year-old. If you’ve found…Read More »

As the Notes app on my phone will tell you, I come up with my most ridiculous ideas when I’m drunk. Often it’s at a time when I’m quite inebriated, but in a quiet place where I can hear my mind…Read More »

There are plenty of addictions out there that we’ve all acknowledged are real problems for society, from tobacco use all the way up to blowing truckers in a bathroom for a Mexican speedball. There are others, however, that don’t seem…Read More »

I know what you’re thinking: “Hey, idiot, it’s damn near September. Where was this column in May?” To that I say: I have no idea. But hey, maybe some of your families get together in the fall. Maybe you’re one…Read More »

Chances are, it’s the best and probably only good part of the entire day: the morning dump. It’s the stuff dreams are made of — the dreams that you will be getting paid to move your bowels. Sometimes, the experience…Read More »

The time is nearly upon us, y’all. Friendships will be tested, bitter rivals will come together to make trades for the benefit of both sides, and backdoor collusion will occur on a regular basis. Fantasy football draft day is rapidly…Read More »