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Why Aren’t We All Always Getting Spray Tans?

Things Girls Do After Graduation: Double Date

A Hypothetical Conversation With My Girlfriend’s Dog

Slasher-Flick Killers Ranked Based On Survivability

Touching Base, Episode 120: Worst Weekend And Fajita Bandits

Mailbag: A Porn-Obsessed Boyfriend, The Breakup Text, And Approaching Someone At The Gym

Finding A Quality Wingman Is Harder Than Finding A Girlfriend

A Cold Chicagoan’s Case For Embracing Climate Change

This D.C. Hipster Had The Most Cringe-Worthy Weekend

Back Door Cover: College Football Chaos, MLB Playoffs, NFL Upsets, NBA Preview