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It will be another quiet Friday night in The Cut. Early dinner, wine, movie — stuff like that.
On Saturday, however, I am going to purchase some jeans to wear with my cowboy boots. As we noted on the poddy Thursday, I can’t use promo code THICC for 15% off on Man Outfitters to purchase them since I need them for Saturday evening. I might go with Levi’s? Some dude slid in the DMs just now and recommended Abercrombie & Fitch jeans. I don’t even know what to say to this man.
The reason I need them is I will be attending the 2018 Country Music Hall of Fame Awards Show with the girlfriend (#LunchBeers). Her friend’s aunt is being inducted. Should be fun.
Listen to us discuss our weekends in fun on this week’s Touching Base.
What are you doing for fun this weekend?.
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I am spending this evening desperately trying to pick up a lady at the bars tonight. When that inevitably fails I’ll probably get pizza and pass out to pornhub.
Joe’s by the slice? Always a good call late night.
You have to get honey on it though. Also when’s our next happy hour?
Just skip the bars and go straight to pizza and pornhub
I like to pretend that there is hope a woman will take pity on me and toss me a fast one. It’s a false hope, buts I’m still holding on to it right now.
I will be in KC next weekend and will be the best damn wingwoman you’ve ever seen. See you at Kellys.
Whenever you ask again in the GroupMe
Deja vu from these two comments..
Papa Kenos all the way. Joe’s is still divine when blacked out, but Papa Kenos even more so.
Can confirm it’s a fan favorite here in the dale
A good ole BOPO… the greatest acronym I ever learned in college.
We call it the JOPO. Jerk off, pass out
Beat off just has a nicer ring but same difference
You’re a massive pussy
Not you again
Also, D Hole, if I hear even whispers about you wearing Abercrombie & Fitch jeans with boots I will quit my job and make my life goal ruining yours. Just get some Wranglers like a normal person and get over yourself. Take care buddy.
People still wear A&F?
Virgins do.
Yeah, I’m not a virgin, so there ya go.
Boom roasted
Wranglers, cowboy cut. The only way to go.
Gonna spend the entire weekend right on the border of brown out.
Started right with some #lunchbeers.
Entertaining my aunt and uncle for dinner tonight. Pulling out all the stops. Pouilly-Fuisse with some home-shucked oysters to start it off, then seared flank steak with tomatillo-chimichurri sauce and fresh green beans and salad, and popovers for dessert.
My aunt’s the best and my uncle gave me my first real summer job and countless hours of free legal advice so it’s just a drop in the bucket compared to that.
They’re also late-sixties/early-seventies, so they won’t stay late, and then I can brownout on G&Ts.
Okympics has me itching to watch Miracle so I think tonight we’re going to do some homemade tacos and watch a movie. Hopefully the speech at the end gets the wife fired up for some sex.
Saturday we have a friends birthday brunch followed by (hopefully) some golf. Trying to parlay that into some post-round drinks but we’re all married so that won’t be happening.
Sunday I’m really going for a “have you been sitting in the same spot for six hours?” Type day while I watch the Honda Classic (and hopefully another Tiger free weekend).
Y’all have a blessed weekend
You asking dave for his insta handle made his stock soar more today than anything that’s happened on Wall St since Trump took office.
Agreed. I don’t have an Instagram, but looking through Dave’s was like a trip down a rabbit hole.
Sup to the PGPers on Insta.
If you want to get inspired, watch a replay of the women’s cross-country sprint relay. Sounds dumb, but trust me, it’ll give you some strong American feels.
Miracle has been playing almost once a day since the Olympics started on various channels. I know this because I have watched it every time it’s on. And I cry every time it’s on.
same to you!.
Dave, now that I know you’re a real person you’re growing on me. Have a great weekend.
Likewise.
I’m going back to my Alma Mater with my sorority graduating class for an annual day drinking event. Definitely gonna make a fool of myself and I know I’ll be in a lot of pain Sunday/Monday but I’m still looking forward to it, sorry Will.
At least we’ll know who wrote the Alma Mater story on Monday morning.
Don’t break too many hearts out there, Natalie.
Why so people need to return back to their university to drink with their college friends? I went to school in a city and don’t understand this practice.
Not going back to get together with them….I get together with these people at least once a month, but when there’s an alumni event at our house, of course we’ll go back to see the actives and pretend we still live there.
Get the sand out of your vag
For the sake of all of the people who happen to be in your life, please seek help. You are not a mentally healthy person.
You won’t say that to my face little man. Keep dancing
Well, based on the improbable odds that that I would ever bump into you in person, you’re probably right. But because the only time you ever leave your moms basement is to go to McDonald’s. You should probably head over to 4 Chan with the other trolls and shitlords. You’d feel more accepted there.
I dropped 10k on a dance floor table at Hakkasan last week little man. McDonald’s is for peasant like you that wish they could live like jfk. If you’re ever in Knoxville feel free to come get your shit rocked.
No, no you didn’t. And noted.
unbelievable to a poor like you I’m sure
Wizards game tonight.
Golf tomorrow morning.
Then for scientific purposes the DC PGP crew is gonna test the limits on what will get you kicked out of H street country club.
Day drinking Saturday followed by Monster Jam Saturday night then the NASCAR race on Sunday. Gonna be one hell of a redneck weekend.
Friday: Pizza night as usual
Saturday: work
Sunday: Church then going junkyard picking for a little extra side profit for a guy on the Ford Escort forums
Well Dillon, I’ve got zero plans since the girlfriend has events all weekend. I’m not really sure how to handle myself anymore in these situations so I’ll probably just get drunk and watch basketball all weekend without leaving my house once.
I literally just got a 20% off oil change coupon and that needs to be done so I’ll make some room for that in my drinking plans.
For me it’s gonna be a healthy mix of doing things and stuff and also not doing things and or stuff and then I’m heading to Florida on Monday morning to head to my work’s headquarters. Then I’m gonna go and get lost in Miami on purpose until I find “The Bang Bus” that trolls around that city in those laptop movies and then I’m gonna do things and stuff until the next weekend
Please tell me you’re going to be on the gulf side (St. Pete area). I would love to do drugs (incl. alcohol) with you.
Shit, man I’ll be in Ft. Lauderdale