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How many of you have butchered a cork trying to pry open a bottle of wine after a hard day grinding on the job? For even the most seasoned wine veteran, it’s bound to have happened at some point in your drinking career. While in my younger years I would have opted to drink the entire bottle, now I may not want to deal with a crippling hangover at work.
Well, now we finally have a provocative new product to finally help out with this age old dilemma. Not only can they replace a butchered cork, but they also make for easier storage as Wine Condoms, “sit flush with the rim of the bottle. Most wine stoppers on the market sit 1/2- 2 inches above the wine bottle rim. The added height causes….Pain-In-The-Ass-Leans-To-The-Side-Which-Never-Quite-Fits-In-The-Refrigerator-Syndrome,” per their company’s website.
Each order comes with six 100 percent rubber wine condoms, which unlike a regular condom, are good for one or two uses. They come wrapped in a gold wrapper and look just like their namesake, a condom, which makes for easy storage in your wallet or purse.
And while these make for a great way to keep wine fresh, still no word on if they’ll double as an actual condom.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to drown a bottle of Bully Hill Sweet Walter red wine and order a box of these bad boys for shits and giggles off Amazon.
Cheers. .
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@ben_w88
Duda wouldn’t have used these either
Just get a vacuum sealer. I got a set with that, an opener, and a aerator (no idea what that’s for) for like $12 on amazon.
Or I could buy wine condoms and giggle like a middle schooler.
Use the aerator with reds, it gives you the same effect as decanting them. Basically as you pour air bubbles flow through, and it will make your date think the $8 bottle is $20.
Just get a bigger cup and you’re just drinking “one” glass
Just got paid today, so it looks like I need to waste my money on this.
You get paid on a Thursday?
I have USAA and for whatever reason my direct deposit goes through a day early.
Fidelity Cash Management does the same. Pretty sweet.
I get paid on Wednesdays and I like it because I have two days before the weekend so the fun factor wears off and I don’t blow it all at once.
I tend to blow all my money on the weekends (like I’m sure most of us do) so getting paid on a Monday might make Mondays suck a lot less, as well as take a few (4) days of spending away right off the bat.
#TRIGGERED
So these can or cannot be used for pleasure?