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For some celebrities, venturing out into the public sounds like a nightmare. The constant barrage of cell phone cameras and autograph requests must be completely irritating and embarrassing. I’m sure it drives even the sanest celebrities to the brink of a total meltdown.
And then there are major celebrities who aren’t as easily recognizable. Take, for instance, this hilarious encounter between a clueless Uber driver and his Grammy award-winning passenger, Lorde.
uber driver currently busting a nut about the fact that there was a 'celebrity passenger' just before me
— Lorde (@lorde) July 26, 2016
i can tell our ride, by comparison, sparkles significantly less for him
— Lorde (@lorde) July 26, 2016
i can feel it from the back seat, his dazed glow. he's probably now pretending that i am not here, that they are still together, and alone
— Lorde (@lorde) July 26, 2016
@elliegoulding i just winced
— Lorde (@lorde) July 27, 2016
This poor guy probably had some C-level celebrity before Lorde, too. Could have been a life-changing moment for him had he wised up a bit. Every Uber opportunity is a networking opportunity, especially in UberPools.
For what it’s worth, Lorde doesn’t strike me as pompous, arrogant celebrity. She just saw the humor in the whole thing too, I guess.
@MintRoyale pssh as if, i'm not deluded about my very minor demographic-specific recognition it was just a funny moment
— Lorde (@lorde) July 27, 2016
The trials and tribulations of an LA Uber driver. Gotta constantly have your head on a swivel for celebs.
I drove for Uber once, about two years ago, for three weeks in Austin. If there is one thing I learned from my experience, it’s how to correctly socially interact with a stranger. Never lead the conversation, unless it’s abundantly clear the pax (don’t mean to get too inside baseball, but that’s what we in the biz call passengers) is in a good mood and wants to chat. The one exception I can think of is if you are driving a bunch of horny moms from a dance club to a hotel. If that is the case, do not further conversation no matter how hard they push for it. Even if one of them sticks a $20 down your shirt. Just keep your eyes on the road.
I’m not a big “celeb gossip” guy, but I thought this story was pretty funny. Maybe I’ll give Lorde another shot on my Spotify..
[via Huffington Post]
Image via YouTube
I want to hear more about this “horny moms” event…
Her breakout song was all about not being “Royal”. Remember your roots.
Lorde taking an uber like a common plebe even though she’s won a Grammy is a TLM (Total Lorde Move).
Lorde can get it
Lorde looks like Darleen from “Roseanne” Someone needs to get off the ranch more.
Yeah, but that bank account though.
I just want to know who the other celeb was.
Lorde is a 46-year-old male geologist.