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The old “wake up every 20 minutes and move your mouse so your Gchat button stays green” move.
Shower? Yeah right.
Pants? Same deal.
TV volume: Less than 10, more than 5.
Golf Channel, Fox Business. Rinse. Repeat.
Schedule a meeting with your boss for next week to make yourself look busy.
Call someone at the office to say you’re “Just checking in.”
“Jim, I’m out of the office today. Let me get back to you on that tomorrow. Maybe next week.”
Casually ask for clarification on your company’s PTO policy after being crushed with self-imposed guilt around 10:30.
JO.
“Alexa, order a large meat lover’s and a dozen wings. Extra ranch.”
Consume all of it.
Nap.
Well, JO, then nap.
Zone out during a conference call and just agree with everything everyone says.
Mute your phone to say “XBox, on.”
Flawlessly give leadership a project status update on a conference call while killing British teenagers on XBox Live.
Lay a bet on a Turkish soccer match.
Call it a day around 3 pm.
Officewide email: “I’m out for the rest of the day to meet with a client. I will not be available until tomorrow morning.”
Hit the bar. .
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Pro tip: set up presentation on PowerPoint that lasts hours…No need to stop the JO to move a mouse.
You sir, are a steely eyed missile man
Easier pro-tip: Open excel, place cursor on A1, place small weighted object on “Enter” button at corner of number keypad. It goes. For. Ever.
Two words… mouse jiggler
That’s some next level shit
You can also put on a youtube to keep your skype on online status for the whole duration of the video
*go on youtube and play a video lmao i don’t make sense but you catch my drift
Don’t even need to work from home for most of these. Nice.
Hopefully that doesn’t include JO
Usually most corporate stooges are all Politically Correctly jerking each other off with work compliments while simultaneously trying to stand each other in the back for a possible $10k salary bump…before taxes lol
…mhm…
Hopefully it does….
Just offshore your own job for like $1 per hour and mange the people while you collect your salary without doing any work. Companies do this all the time, then put “vendor management”, “team leadership”, and “manages direct reports” on your resume and change your title to Director on Linked in and block your coworker’s from any and all activity on there then apply to better paying jobs
#22. Call into a video conference on “Audio-Only”
Currently working from home, on my bed, wearing pajamas.
Sup?
This list makes me want to start working from home
Hit the bong
Number one on my list….
I’ve done more than half of these while working from home. Thanks for the new ideas!
JO?
Lol
Hopefully none of our bosses are PGP’rs reading this article and then decide to stop letting us work from home. That would be bad.
Jesus. I can’t even get my sales director to consider summer hours.