Will, you are the epitome of yuppy scum and I just realized I can’t do half of these things either. I’m going to go reevaluate my life, or lean all the way in.
Don’t have the herp but if this is the mindset are we just going to say that the curable diseases are only a “minor” issue too? When you can just get a shot, the clap or gonorrhea sounds better than a lifetime sore that pops up on its own.
It’s not that they understand better, they’re just always there with positive reinforcement. They aren’t going to hit you with a truth bomb and tell you to get your shit together.
Winter needs to be here so you cover yourself up.
It’s been great in Cincinnati for the last few weeks. Suck that Chicago.
Did an atrocious job the two times I was told to mow the lawn. Never had to do it again.
I support this. I didn’t spend that much money on a tv to have my dumbass mess up the mount and the tv shatters.
Will, you are the epitome of yuppy scum and I just realized I can’t do half of these things either. I’m going to go reevaluate my life, or lean all the way in.
Don’t have the herp but if this is the mindset are we just going to say that the curable diseases are only a “minor” issue too? When you can just get a shot, the clap or gonorrhea sounds better than a lifetime sore that pops up on its own.
So the state of Alabama?
Good news is depending on your state hey might still have to pay you 2 weeks (if they require you give it).
And “decent” sized is a 3 bedroom 2 bath.
I’d say that’s a very broad painting of the Midwest. I know the decent sized, ok yard in a convenient part of town start around $350k.
Bedside guac
But you’re married, so it’s almost like why try at this point? It’s tough out here for single people and personality only lifts ugly so much.
If you don’t double cup them shits you’ll be letting a lot of people down.
So look for the girl in a flower dress when I’m in DC … got it.
Nah, protect that view at all costs. If people want to live in the slums then they get the slum benefits: nothing.
Did people not normally sleep in just underwear?
I’ll drop names if anyone wants them.
It’s not that they understand better, they’re just always there with positive reinforcement. They aren’t going to hit you with a truth bomb and tell you to get your shit together.
This was way too relatable minus the part where he wants carpet. Fuck carpet.
Absolute psycho move but congrats on coming out the other side of that one.