Shambles can be found either working on new recipes in the kitchen, making decisions that will inevitably give him incredible amounts of anxiety, and generally being a walking contradiction of a person.
This is just the fast food equivalent of pain au chocolat, it’s not like they’re scraping peanut butter on a stale bun. Some of us practically grew up on things like this, be less cultured
Also that last one is most definitely something to be proud of, for helping to take care of her as any decent human being would and also for the fact that she didn’t even notice
May or may not be investing in another Wustof or Kramer and a sharpening stone in preparation for Friendsgiving this year. Now I just need a good fish market for the soup course and I’ll be set
Oh agreed, I thought you meant not having time to date because of parties/meeting people there. The idea of bringing a rando to a holiday party never occurred to me. Do people do that?
Unless all your holiday parties involve friends in relationships and married middle aged coworkers, in which case this is the prime season for desperation dates that lead nowhere
I kinda want to hate you Will but I can’t, because you are me. But white. And in a relationship. And you grow a better beard. And less in shape (but not out of shape you are beautiful inside and out Will). And you get more likes on insta for a picture of your brunch than I do for slaving away at French pastries for hours (or days).
But we’re basically the same. You’re the Joker to my Batman.
If I can’t get a right swipe, at least I might be able to make a girl (and her group text) chuckle which is nice.
A slideshow is a little extra tho
Nah, it’s all about the car making your pizza in transit: https://www.zumepizza.com/#/
don’t live ur truth
live ur truth
This is just the fast food equivalent of pain au chocolat, it’s not like they’re scraping peanut butter on a stale bun. Some of us practically grew up on things like this, be less cultured
Mad respect
Let he or she who has not traveled 40+ miles in the hopes of gettin jiggy with it cast the first stone. Godspeed you horny sloth, godspeed
“a win for the normal people”
“had enough of the small groups trying to make their lives better and more equal”
c’mon man.
How’s Duda? His columns were trash but I’m hoping he’s doing okay.
Also tell Kayla I said “‘sup?”
Yo my Pinterest game is good as can be. Insta more lit than a Christmas tree
This is cyber-bullying. Let me live
Obligatory congrats on the sex X3
Also that last one is most definitely something to be proud of, for helping to take care of her as any decent human being would and also for the fact that she didn’t even notice
Why everyone in New York in such a hurry? People walking up escalators and shit smh, unnatural
Boarding a flight into JFK now. PGP
May or may not be investing in another Wustof or Kramer and a sharpening stone in preparation for Friendsgiving this year. Now I just need a good fish market for the soup course and I’ll be set
lol
It does if you can find the right one
Oh agreed, I thought you meant not having time to date because of parties/meeting people there. The idea of bringing a rando to a holiday party never occurred to me. Do people do that?
Unless all your holiday parties involve friends in relationships and married middle aged coworkers, in which case this is the prime season for desperation dates that lead nowhere
I kinda want to hate you Will but I can’t, because you are me. But white. And in a relationship. And you grow a better beard. And less in shape (but not out of shape you are beautiful inside and out Will). And you get more likes on insta for a picture of your brunch than I do for slaving away at French pastries for hours (or days).
But we’re basically the same. You’re the Joker to my Batman.