The VERY annoying Caroline is at it again. Trump has warned before that she was up to no good! If the very annoying Caroline continues to push Todd’s hand, Todd may be forced to handle potential proposal plans over Paris trip just like Trump handled the horrendous Obama nuclear Iran deal – DECERTIFIED!..We don’t want to have to do it, but we just may have no choice, people…Now Caroline plans to “inspect” Todd’s grandmother’s ring before approving it for Girl. Not going to happen Todd. Reminds me of Little Rocket Man who thinks he can plan to continue highly illegal testing in North Korea – Not going to happen under Trump! The worst part of all has to be total leightweight John who offered no help to John at all. John is about as useful as Mitch “Kermit the Frog” McConnell is in the Senate for Trump – NO Loyalty, NO Respect! These are very BAD people. Todd must be SMART!
Girl is making standing nail appointment each week from now until December?! Talk about wasting Todd’s hard earned dollars. Even though the Stock Market has increased by 5.2 Trillion since the election on November 8th, a 25% increase under TRUMP, and the lowest unemployment in 16 years — not even he can afford this…If Congress would gives us the massive tax cuts (and reform) Trump has been asking for, then maybe Todd could survive Girl’s expensive habits — the people need tax breaks! Why does the NFL get such massive tax breaks while at the same time disrespecting our Anthem, Flag and Country? Change tax law!…The very annoying Caroline expects Todd to propose at the Eiffel Tower? How very unpatriotic, people. This country already has enough people disloyal to the flag like the disaster going on over @ESPN. With Jemele Hill at the mike, it is no wonder ESPN ratings have “tanked,” in fact, tanked so badly it is the talk of the industry. Wow!..Todd should propose to Girl back in the U.S. on national television at MLB playoff game (the great American pastime where all players STAND) and see if that ruffles any of her feathers. Justice Served!
Trump will be landing in Las Vegas shortly to pay respects with @FLOTUS Melania. Truly a sad week for America. Unfortunately, Girl has made the day worse for Trump openly admitting girls do activities solely for Instagram. Very dishonest behavior. Why would these girls waste their time? I tell Rex Tillerson, our wonderful Secretary of State, not to waste his time trying to negotiate with Little Rocket Man. All talk, NO action…Maybe these girls should skip trip to Aspen and use time and energy go help out in Puerto Rico like did Trump yesterday. Many people were saying Trump did an excellent job passing out paper towel rolls to the people of Puerto Rico and had beautiful form on his shot. While some of the news coverage down there was Fake, most showed great warmth and friendship…Truly a miracle Todd wasn’t dragged along on this hike. Speaking of which the American people want to know why Todd hasn’t proposed yet after having ring and blessing – demand transparency! Moving slower than Republicans in Congress on Trump’s Repeal & Replace. No more!
Girl pulls BIG league move and gets Todd a trip to Paris for Todd’s birthday. Certainly cornering Todd into proposing over the romantic trip. Just like FBI cornered total pervert alert @RepWeiner, noted cousin of Micah Weiner, in his sexting scandal. 21 MONTHS IN PRISON! Very sick man…Todd almost thought Girl was unhinged enough to possibly propose TO HIM at birthday dinner! WOW, maybe even more unhinged than totally awful NFL commissioner Roger Goodell. NFL attendance and ratings are WAY DOWN. Boring games yes, but many stay away because they love our country. League should back U.S. Tell them to stand!….Even with parents help, Girl’s expensive tastes on special trip will now cost Todd even more than the broken healthcare system in this country is costing Obamacare victims. We will have the votes for Healthcare but not for the reconciliation deadline of Friday, after which we need 60. Get rid of Filibuster Rule – BAD!
Homeland Security receiving multiple security reports that likelihood of a major flooding in the Austin area is GREAT, due to Hurricane Dillon that is expected to roll through Fuck Me Fuck Me Friday tonight. Trump will have the very best people on the relief effort. Stay safe, people!
The totally wacko Kim Jong Un also known as chubby little Rocket Boy is noted friends with one @MicahWiener. If Rocket Boy attempts to endanger the lives of the people of this great nation, Trump will swiftly respond with Fire & Fury to obliterate this rogue nation!
Just got back from Big meetings at the United Nations where all the major leaders and experts said Trump gave the BEST U.N. speech ever heard. Wow, a great honer! But now Trump finds this ugly Fall Bucket List and sees how Girl is trying to manipulate her friends and their guys into doing worthless Fall activities like apple picking – very dishonest behavior. Even more dishonest than the completely failing Clinton News Network. It’s amazing when Trump said our campaign was wire tapped, CNN reported that Trump was a fool and totally Unhinged to think he was wiretapped. Now major headline CNN this week: “US government wiretapped former Trump campaign chairman.” Of course Trump was right. Girl will realize soon realize these schemes will come back to get her – Just like ESPN is paying a really big price for its political schemes (and bad programming). People are dumping it in RECORD numbers. Apologize for untruth!
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The VERY annoying Caroline is at it again. Trump has warned before that she was up to no good! If the very annoying Caroline continues to push Todd’s hand, Todd may be forced to handle potential proposal plans over Paris trip just like Trump handled the horrendous Obama nuclear Iran deal – DECERTIFIED!..We don’t want to have to do it, but we just may have no choice, people…Now Caroline plans to “inspect” Todd’s grandmother’s ring before approving it for Girl. Not going to happen Todd. Reminds me of Little Rocket Man who thinks he can plan to continue highly illegal testing in North Korea – Not going to happen under Trump! The worst part of all has to be total leightweight John who offered no help to John at all. John is about as useful as Mitch “Kermit the Frog” McConnell is in the Senate for Trump – NO Loyalty, NO Respect! These are very BAD people. Todd must be SMART!
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Low energy Josh.
The people demand a response column from noted bro @Dan_Regester who some say actually invented the very FIRST henley. Wow!
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Shouts to the Nasty Nati though
What do Miami and OU students have in common? They both got into OU
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Girl is making standing nail appointment each week from now until December?! Talk about wasting Todd’s hard earned dollars. Even though the Stock Market has increased by 5.2 Trillion since the election on November 8th, a 25% increase under TRUMP, and the lowest unemployment in 16 years — not even he can afford this…If Congress would gives us the massive tax cuts (and reform) Trump has been asking for, then maybe Todd could survive Girl’s expensive habits — the people need tax breaks! Why does the NFL get such massive tax breaks while at the same time disrespecting our Anthem, Flag and Country? Change tax law!…The very annoying Caroline expects Todd to propose at the Eiffel Tower? How very unpatriotic, people. This country already has enough people disloyal to the flag like the disaster going on over @ESPN. With Jemele Hill at the mike, it is no wonder ESPN ratings have “tanked,” in fact, tanked so badly it is the talk of the industry. Wow!..Todd should propose to Girl back in the U.S. on national television at MLB playoff game (the great American pastime where all players STAND) and see if that ruffles any of her feathers. Justice Served!
Shouts to Miami U, alma mater of PGP’s own realDonald
Trump will be landing in Las Vegas shortly to pay respects with @FLOTUS Melania. Truly a sad week for America. Unfortunately, Girl has made the day worse for Trump openly admitting girls do activities solely for Instagram. Very dishonest behavior. Why would these girls waste their time? I tell Rex Tillerson, our wonderful Secretary of State, not to waste his time trying to negotiate with Little Rocket Man. All talk, NO action…Maybe these girls should skip trip to Aspen and use time and energy go help out in Puerto Rico like did Trump yesterday. Many people were saying Trump did an excellent job passing out paper towel rolls to the people of Puerto Rico and had beautiful form on his shot. While some of the news coverage down there was Fake, most showed great warmth and friendship…Truly a miracle Todd wasn’t dragged along on this hike. Speaking of which the American people want to know why Todd hasn’t proposed yet after having ring and blessing – demand transparency! Moving slower than Republicans in Congress on Trump’s Repeal & Replace. No more!
Girl pulls BIG league move and gets Todd a trip to Paris for Todd’s birthday. Certainly cornering Todd into proposing over the romantic trip. Just like FBI cornered total pervert alert @RepWeiner, noted cousin of Micah Weiner, in his sexting scandal. 21 MONTHS IN PRISON! Very sick man…Todd almost thought Girl was unhinged enough to possibly propose TO HIM at birthday dinner! WOW, maybe even more unhinged than totally awful NFL commissioner Roger Goodell. NFL attendance and ratings are WAY DOWN. Boring games yes, but many stay away because they love our country. League should back U.S. Tell them to stand!….Even with parents help, Girl’s expensive tastes on special trip will now cost Todd even more than the broken healthcare system in this country is costing Obamacare victims. We will have the votes for Healthcare but not for the reconciliation deadline of Friday, after which we need 60. Get rid of Filibuster Rule – BAD!
The booing at the NFL football game last night, when the entire Dallas team dropped to its knees, was loudest I have ever heard. Great anger!
TLDR; Winners don’t pine over exes or crushes. They go out and make GREAT deals and WIN! Total leightweight column. SAD!
TLDR; Winners don’t pine over exes or crushes. They go out there and make GREAT deals and WIN! Total leightweight column. SAD!
Homeland Security receiving multiple security reports that likelihood of a major flooding in the Austin area is GREAT, due to Hurricane Dillon that is expected to roll through Fuck Me Fuck Me Friday tonight. Trump will have the very best people on the relief effort. Stay safe, people!
The totally wacko Kim Jong Un also known as chubby little Rocket Boy is noted friends with one @MicahWiener. If Rocket Boy attempts to endanger the lives of the people of this great nation, Trump will swiftly respond with Fire & Fury to obliterate this rogue nation!
Wrong! It just means you’re poor. SAD!
Just got back from Big meetings at the United Nations where all the major leaders and experts said Trump gave the BEST U.N. speech ever heard. Wow, a great honer! But now Trump finds this ugly Fall Bucket List and sees how Girl is trying to manipulate her friends and their guys into doing worthless Fall activities like apple picking – very dishonest behavior. Even more dishonest than the completely failing Clinton News Network. It’s amazing when Trump said our campaign was wire tapped, CNN reported that Trump was a fool and totally Unhinged to think he was wiretapped. Now major headline CNN this week: “US government wiretapped former Trump campaign chairman.” Of course Trump was right. Girl will realize soon realize these schemes will come back to get her – Just like ESPN is paying a really big price for its political schemes (and bad programming). People are dumping it in RECORD numbers. Apologize for untruth!