Peeps are a great symbolic reminder of how soft some people really are. They’re also a great reminder of how fragile life is. Just because life is brightly colored and festive like Peeps, doesn’t mean you can’t become destroyed from the inside out while also tasting the sweetness of absolute vapid, disgusting dog shit
Johnson D, she’s going to meet you for dinner but have her bf waiting outside where she will proceed to get you drunk and then upon leaving the food place, he will knock you out with a baseball bat or a baton (something hard, I don’t fucking know, I’m not a psychic). You will wake up in a daze, lying on a concrete floor in some shady looking warehouse building with your hand cuffed to a pipe. Once you come to your senses, there will be 3 figures wearing animal masks. The girl’s voice will ring out, softly saying “John, we’ve been waiting for you for quite sometime, welcome home.”
I’m starting to get good at this weekend thing. Got drunk with my buddy before an open house for a multi-fam house(apparently, there’s a lot of people around here who have wayyyy more Manley than us) , spent some quality time with the lady and the amigos, then went to Red Sox opening day yesterday, drank a good amount of gluten free beer, first time I had beer in over a year. Watched Season 1 of True Detective again came to the realization that I’m slowly becoming scraggly beard/long hair/borderline insane Rust Cole as I grow up except the only case I’m obsessing over is how I’m going to make it another 40 years going to work, I guess I’m a good detective since I already know who the murder is.
Don’t worry folks, this girl will get hers one of these days. God works in mysterious ways like she’ll probably get knocked up by one of these guys or something and on the way to the hospital, they’ll get tboned by a Mack truck and she’ll be the only survivor and have to live with her shittyness and then she’ll probably try to kill herself but can’t get herself to do it so she’ll join a psyche ward and rock back and forth as the dude’s wife comes to visit her and slips cyanide in her drink and finishes the job. God forgive everyone though obviously so it’s all good
It’s gonna be so sick! I might just invoice them for gas costs, my time, emotional distress fees, and charge them for the lacrosse cleat that they cut open.
My medical bill for my surgery came in the mail yesterday, good thing I have a great imagination still so that I can pretend I’m Canadian with universal health coverage. In other news, a big Pharma company who spent hundreds of millions of dollars to blockade legal marijuana in Arizona just got DEA approval to make synthetic marijuana. This is a great example of how our species has degraded itself to astronomical retardation levels…I’m gonna blast through this work day, cut out at 3, go check out a multi-fam house for an investment property and then hang with the lady and do some yoga again to get them Chakras and Chi’s aligned again so I don’t have the urge to assassinate highly ranked corporate stooges! 🙂
Maybe if we all stop using the word, they will quietly dissolve into sweet nothingness and if not then we can always just band together as one and swiftly beat them down in a massive street fight geonicide as Arcade Fire blares over the load speakers across every city, everywhere.
You’re absolutely right, Johnson D. Like, when I see people I graduated high school who I didn’t even like post pictures of their new house and their ugly baby, I don’t feel behind in life anymore because I just think to myself “what a dumb stupid baby, the thing can’t even hold a conversation with anyone and it will probably grow up to be a piece of shit like it’s parents” and then I feel way better and go about my day worrying about affording to pay rent while also looking for airfare prices for a solo trip to Iceland.
Hey Japanese people, it happened a long time ago, just let it go. Also, thank you kindly for PlayStation, Sushi/Hibachi, Samurai swords, streetwear inspiration, pandas, Fukushima debris that washes up on shore here, radioactive tuna, and Fuji film
But would the females hate nukes if they were dropped on the Westborough Baptist Church? I need to see the metrics for that before I make a sound dating decision. Also, they better get used to the idea of nikes because if Trump pulls us out of NATO, Russia will probably invade Europe to claim the Baltic states and they like nukes. NATO will then probably ask us for support and if we deny claim, I can totally see a 3rd world war happening where NATO/Russia clandestinely invades the US to fulfill the Denver airport mural storyline along with the Georgia Guidstones rules because let’s be honest, our own military isn’t going to kill its own people so you would need an outside force to do that . Don’t forget about North Korea too! Omg there’s so many things to look forward to and stuff!
Not to toot my own horn and shit but you guys should have me on…I just tooted my own horn but whatever. It takes a lot of pain to write such masterpieces every day
This is where we are at as a species now. Everything has pretty much already been done and people aren’t getting smarter or evolving at the rate that they should do this is what we get as a result. Just think, that guy Pitbull is richer than all of us…..
A great life lesson for little kids is to take them to the game and act all dad-like and cool and then bring them to the bathroom except you duck out and hide. Watch that little kid squirm as he screams out “dad!!” A bunch of times to strangers and starts crying as the realization of being so truly alone begins to seep into his mind. Then you just pop out from behind the beer cart with a huge smile on your face and a beer in hand because you know that you have to go to work the next day and that fucking sucks so you’re just trying to live like a kid again except it’s not totally acceptable in society anymore because apparently hide and seek stops being cool when you’re 29 and you’re hanging with a kid who has daddy issues already at a young age.
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Peeps are a great symbolic reminder of how soft some people really are. They’re also a great reminder of how fragile life is. Just because life is brightly colored and festive like Peeps, doesn’t mean you can’t become destroyed from the inside out while also tasting the sweetness of absolute vapid, disgusting dog shit
Johnson D, she’s going to meet you for dinner but have her bf waiting outside where she will proceed to get you drunk and then upon leaving the food place, he will knock you out with a baseball bat or a baton (something hard, I don’t fucking know, I’m not a psychic). You will wake up in a daze, lying on a concrete floor in some shady looking warehouse building with your hand cuffed to a pipe. Once you come to your senses, there will be 3 figures wearing animal masks. The girl’s voice will ring out, softly saying “John, we’ve been waiting for you for quite sometime, welcome home.”
Holy shit the typos….not even going to try and correct myself. I’m just gonna go to bed and call it a day
I’m starting to get good at this weekend thing. Got drunk with my buddy before an open house for a multi-fam house(apparently, there’s a lot of people around here who have wayyyy more Manley than us) , spent some quality time with the lady and the amigos, then went to Red Sox opening day yesterday, drank a good amount of gluten free beer, first time I had beer in over a year. Watched Season 1 of True Detective again came to the realization that I’m slowly becoming scraggly beard/long hair/borderline insane Rust Cole as I grow up except the only case I’m obsessing over is how I’m going to make it another 40 years going to work, I guess I’m a good detective since I already know who the murder is.
Don’t worry folks, this girl will get hers one of these days. God works in mysterious ways like she’ll probably get knocked up by one of these guys or something and on the way to the hospital, they’ll get tboned by a Mack truck and she’ll be the only survivor and have to live with her shittyness and then she’ll probably try to kill herself but can’t get herself to do it so she’ll join a psyche ward and rock back and forth as the dude’s wife comes to visit her and slips cyanide in her drink and finishes the job. God forgive everyone though obviously so it’s all good
It’s gonna be so sick! I might just invoice them for gas costs, my time, emotional distress fees, and charge them for the lacrosse cleat that they cut open.
My medical bill for my surgery came in the mail yesterday, good thing I have a great imagination still so that I can pretend I’m Canadian with universal health coverage. In other news, a big Pharma company who spent hundreds of millions of dollars to blockade legal marijuana in Arizona just got DEA approval to make synthetic marijuana. This is a great example of how our species has degraded itself to astronomical retardation levels…I’m gonna blast through this work day, cut out at 3, go check out a multi-fam house for an investment property and then hang with the lady and do some yoga again to get them Chakras and Chi’s aligned again so I don’t have the urge to assassinate highly ranked corporate stooges! 🙂
Thank you. Much love
Maybe if we all stop using the word, they will quietly dissolve into sweet nothingness and if not then we can always just band together as one and swiftly beat them down in a massive street fight geonicide as Arcade Fire blares over the load speakers across every city, everywhere.
You’re absolutely right, Johnson D. Like, when I see people I graduated high school who I didn’t even like post pictures of their new house and their ugly baby, I don’t feel behind in life anymore because I just think to myself “what a dumb stupid baby, the thing can’t even hold a conversation with anyone and it will probably grow up to be a piece of shit like it’s parents” and then I feel way better and go about my day worrying about affording to pay rent while also looking for airfare prices for a solo trip to Iceland.
Hey Japanese people, it happened a long time ago, just let it go. Also, thank you kindly for PlayStation, Sushi/Hibachi, Samurai swords, streetwear inspiration, pandas, Fukushima debris that washes up on shore here, radioactive tuna, and Fuji film
But would the females hate nukes if they were dropped on the Westborough Baptist Church? I need to see the metrics for that before I make a sound dating decision. Also, they better get used to the idea of nikes because if Trump pulls us out of NATO, Russia will probably invade Europe to claim the Baltic states and they like nukes. NATO will then probably ask us for support and if we deny claim, I can totally see a 3rd world war happening where NATO/Russia clandestinely invades the US to fulfill the Denver airport mural storyline along with the Georgia Guidstones rules because let’s be honest, our own military isn’t going to kill its own people so you would need an outside force to do that . Don’t forget about North Korea too! Omg there’s so many things to look forward to and stuff!
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Bringing the value. I like it. The darkness is strong with you. Namaste and what not
Not to toot my own horn and shit but you guys should have me on…I just tooted my own horn but whatever. It takes a lot of pain to write such masterpieces every day
This is where we are at as a species now. Everything has pretty much already been done and people aren’t getting smarter or evolving at the rate that they should do this is what we get as a result. Just think, that guy Pitbull is richer than all of us…..
I thought it was just called the homeless person vegetarian option
A great life lesson for little kids is to take them to the game and act all dad-like and cool and then bring them to the bathroom except you duck out and hide. Watch that little kid squirm as he screams out “dad!!” A bunch of times to strangers and starts crying as the realization of being so truly alone begins to seep into his mind. Then you just pop out from behind the beer cart with a huge smile on your face and a beer in hand because you know that you have to go to work the next day and that fucking sucks so you’re just trying to live like a kid again except it’s not totally acceptable in society anymore because apparently hide and seek stops being cool when you’re 29 and you’re hanging with a kid who has daddy issues already at a young age.
This is a great mask drink for trying to kill someone with mercury *upside-down smiley face emoji*