Hey, I hate terrorists just as much as the next guy but last time I checked, no one has tried to come and invade our country or test clandestine weapon technologies on us in States that they aren’t “officially” at war with, or took control of the black market drug and weapons trade to boost untraced black money revenue streams, or took our natural resources for their consumption, or sectey assassinated high ranking officials to establish a de facto political system under the guise of Democracy in order to control the population and make way for corporations to settle in. I’m sorry, I just had this type of visibility at my last job and now it really makes me question things as I develop a mobile app that slings office supplies for a dying company lol
Basically, I’ve seen what it’s like to die and it’s wayyyyy better than this life thing we’ve got going on here. It also is what causes you to dream at night. I’ll fill you in on a little secret, that whole religion thing we have going on is all bullshit. You contact 3 figures who are not of this plain of existence and they tell you the most positive shit you’ll ever here. We essentially live in an augmented reality video game that is timed. If we get to a level 4 or 5 civilization, we’ll begin to know what real life is like but sadly we’d have to get off of this planet with technology
If you spell Evian backwards you’ll begin to understand how dumb we all are for falling for clever marketing schemes for a product that is 75% of the abundance on this planet and falls from the sky for free lol
I’m just jealous because I could never pull of frosted tips with a goatee and slay pussy and be rich and get free food all the time and drive an old school muscle car and have my own tv show and go to TGIFridays and get a standing ovation
I like to mix business casual/professional with street. I’m like a fusion restaurant except my name isn’t Guy Fieri and I’m not a massive human bag of shit
With such a trash take, I wouldn’t be surprised if you were from New Jersey since it’s the trash heap for NYC. That whole state needs to be disconnected and sent floating off into the Atlantic abyss. Take your full service gas stations and light yourselves on fire….yeah, take that, I’m so fucking tough because of the internet and stuff and my dad could beat up your dad and what not.
There is no such thing as time. It’s a man made construct put in place to create order. Everything is bullshit and human existence is a manufactured lie lol
I always end up trying to cancel things that don’t really have any room for cancellation like baby showers, funerals, and other major events. I tend to try to weasel my way out of those things with a straight shooter excuse of “I basically don’t feel like going” but then I’ll feel obligated to go watch some dumbass basketball game at some awful bar with coworkers and I feel like it’s impossible to get out of those situations. I’m an awful person probably
It’s all a nationwide conspiracy to make people fat and load them with chemicals that will negatively impact your health slowly over time as it’s hidden behind catchy jingles and smiling corporate actors. It’s a passive aggressive tactic of population control. Also, you’ll get sick and then use your health insurance which keeps the scam going and makes them richer as they cover you less and less on the back end. Since killing large populations of people at once is sort of frowned upon unless you live overseas we, this is a very sneaky option. Plus when you lead the world in obesity rates, all these fat people that congregate along the coastal cities will speed up techtonic shifts in the earth’s crust due the disproportioned weight distribution which will lead to the southern states sinking underwater. I know things, obviously
Wait, Dillon are you going through a divorce or something? If so, I’m sorry. Also if so, keep your head up because you being able to throw a football far will start to pay dividends. If you need any more terrible life advice you can find me on here
When I’m hung over, I usually think about the times I was really hung over the last time I drank and then I sort of feel better about the present time of being hung over. Then I hobble over to the local greasy spoon and get all the bacon to suppress my inner vegan. Time is a flat circle, people.
He’s probably doing it to recruit for his Satantic cult because they tend to love women who can bend over backwards and are flexible to have their heads spin a full 360 degrees arou……lol
Hey, I hate terrorists just as much as the next guy but last time I checked, no one has tried to come and invade our country or test clandestine weapon technologies on us in States that they aren’t “officially” at war with, or took control of the black market drug and weapons trade to boost untraced black money revenue streams, or took our natural resources for their consumption, or sectey assassinated high ranking officials to establish a de facto political system under the guise of Democracy in order to control the population and make way for corporations to settle in. I’m sorry, I just had this type of visibility at my last job and now it really makes me question things as I develop a mobile app that slings office supplies for a dying company lol
Basically, I’ve seen what it’s like to die and it’s wayyyyy better than this life thing we’ve got going on here. It also is what causes you to dream at night. I’ll fill you in on a little secret, that whole religion thing we have going on is all bullshit. You contact 3 figures who are not of this plain of existence and they tell you the most positive shit you’ll ever here. We essentially live in an augmented reality video game that is timed. If we get to a level 4 or 5 civilization, we’ll begin to know what real life is like but sadly we’d have to get off of this planet with technology
Yeah but did you know Jet fuel ignited still can’t melt through steel support columns that are reinforced with concrete and more steel?
Can confirm. DMT is the most powerful substance in our reality
If you spell Evian backwards you’ll begin to understand how dumb we all are for falling for clever marketing schemes for a product that is 75% of the abundance on this planet and falls from the sky for free lol
(Hot Take Alert)
I usually don’t attribute height to being an adult. A more accurate metric is to see how truly dead inside the person really is.
Okay, I have a confession to make…
I’m just jealous because I could never pull of frosted tips with a goatee and slay pussy and be rich and get free food all the time and drive an old school muscle car and have my own tv show and go to TGIFridays and get a standing ovation
I like to mix business casual/professional with street. I’m like a fusion restaurant except my name isn’t Guy Fieri and I’m not a massive human bag of shit
Exactly, Rust.
With such a trash take, I wouldn’t be surprised if you were from New Jersey since it’s the trash heap for NYC. That whole state needs to be disconnected and sent floating off into the Atlantic abyss. Take your full service gas stations and light yourselves on fire….yeah, take that, I’m so fucking tough because of the internet and stuff and my dad could beat up your dad and what not.
There is no such thing as time. It’s a man made construct put in place to create order. Everything is bullshit and human existence is a manufactured lie lol
Being alive is too damn expensive…
I always end up trying to cancel things that don’t really have any room for cancellation like baby showers, funerals, and other major events. I tend to try to weasel my way out of those things with a straight shooter excuse of “I basically don’t feel like going” but then I’ll feel obligated to go watch some dumbass basketball game at some awful bar with coworkers and I feel like it’s impossible to get out of those situations. I’m an awful person probably
Portillos
“Hangin’ outtttt, down the streettttt. The same old thingggg. We did last weeeeeek!”
It’s all a nationwide conspiracy to make people fat and load them with chemicals that will negatively impact your health slowly over time as it’s hidden behind catchy jingles and smiling corporate actors. It’s a passive aggressive tactic of population control. Also, you’ll get sick and then use your health insurance which keeps the scam going and makes them richer as they cover you less and less on the back end. Since killing large populations of people at once is sort of frowned upon unless you live overseas we, this is a very sneaky option. Plus when you lead the world in obesity rates, all these fat people that congregate along the coastal cities will speed up techtonic shifts in the earth’s crust due the disproportioned weight distribution which will lead to the southern states sinking underwater. I know things, obviously
Wait, Dillon are you going through a divorce or something? If so, I’m sorry. Also if so, keep your head up because you being able to throw a football far will start to pay dividends. If you need any more terrible life advice you can find me on here
When I’m hung over, I usually think about the times I was really hung over the last time I drank and then I sort of feel better about the present time of being hung over. Then I hobble over to the local greasy spoon and get all the bacon to suppress my inner vegan. Time is a flat circle, people.
He’s probably doing it to recruit for his Satantic cult because they tend to love women who can bend over backwards and are flexible to have their heads spin a full 360 degrees arou……lol