Sorry to hear that you’re injured but seriously the first day on pain meds with some movies and icecream is so good. You’ll feel the pure joy of a child again except you’re on really strong drugs!
Went to Yahoo!’s office for a mobile tech thing, met some really cool people doing cool shit in our city. I just woke up and I’m already “late” for work but idc because I haven’t had my coffee yet so technically reality doesn’t count yet or exist for that matter. Maybe if I stop drinking coffee, I can hold off on being an adult and just be like all the cool ppl who figured out how to not have jobs. Talk about closing deals.
Was literally writing an article on this to submit but my Twitter made this story vanish so I pivoted to Seattle because that place needs some sunshine
Can you imagine if I wrote more for this site? Such a wasted talent I am. Fucking loser who just comments on other people’s comments like some internet troll who lives in his mom’s basement and pre-ordered Final Fantasy 76(?)
Hey, you leave jerking off into cups of coffee out of this, alright!? I did that once because I couldn’t find a sock and there were no tissues around and then some girl drank it and spawned Father John Misty so it’s not all bad
This weekend, the girl I’ve been seeing asked me to be her boyfriend…initially thrown off by such a proposal, I proceeded to say yes and then we had wild sex in her car in my drive way (we’re in our late 20’s and we could have easily gone inside my house). Woke up the next day, went and did some yoga and felt aligned then went to lunch and got drunk because alignment is very limiting and everything in life is temporary. Now I’m sitting at my desk looking out the window that’s at the opposite end of the building and wishing I sat closer to the window. Life is amazing
Yeah, but he still made more money than like all the people in Africa and I’m pretty sure he sunk something else in another hole later that night if you’re catching my drift, if ya know what I’m sayinnnn’
You think you can just come back into my life and sprinkle in your coffee thoughts after not coffee thinking for almost a week? How dare you not write this article to give me a platform to express my stupid thoughts for this long. I’m joshing ya, man. Welcome back! By the way, Sergio Garcia is like the poster boy for office dudes because he looks like every other guy you’d find in a cubicle who is crushed by expectations and have up on his dreams except he didn’t give upon his dreams and he crushes gold balls and has a disproportionally beautiful wife since compared to him but that’s okay because he’s like way more successful than me and I don’t have a cool green jacket so fuck me, right?
I’ll be a fake 22 year old, 29 year old. I don’t give a fuck about much anymore. Do you guys have email? Is that even a thing anymore? How about Slack? Perhaps Jabber? Cell phones? Idk anything anymore
Also, I think that mystery meat at Hong Kong is probably most definitely rat meat that they trap near the dumpsters in that side alley but either way it’s got terryaki sauce on it so meat is meat after 2:00 am
We’re basically the terrorists. Do I really have to mansplain this to you, man? I mean, our annual military budget is more than most country’s GDP YOY. Every time a Hellfire Missile that’s shot from a drone that lands on a Yemeni village wedding party and wipes everyone there off the planet happens, it costs us taxpayers a solid couple million dollars when that money could have been used for education so people like you could understand how the world actually operates and those people could have lived to die from more natural causes like resource depletion from an outside force or starvation or disease since they don’t have adequate healthcare kinda like us. Are you beginning to see the bigger picture?…Life is a death machine and other positive/sunshine-y things! And again, this is the internet and I could def beat up your dad and what not. Yeah.
Duda, fashion is typically an expression of art and politics. That being said, your attire would basically make you the Banksy of teetering the line between sexual identity confused man person and wholesome Midwesterner drawing influence from either coast, trying to stay relevant in a world that isn’t even relevant anymore. Keep doing you, man, I’m not hating at all
I don’t make plans with friends, friends make plans with me lol
Madison, we should meet and discuss mobile app things….over coffee, of course.
Sorry to hear that you’re injured but seriously the first day on pain meds with some movies and icecream is so good. You’ll feel the pure joy of a child again except you’re on really strong drugs!
Went to Yahoo!’s office for a mobile tech thing, met some really cool people doing cool shit in our city. I just woke up and I’m already “late” for work but idc because I haven’t had my coffee yet so technically reality doesn’t count yet or exist for that matter. Maybe if I stop drinking coffee, I can hold off on being an adult and just be like all the cool ppl who figured out how to not have jobs. Talk about closing deals.
Was literally writing an article on this to submit but my Twitter made this story vanish so I pivoted to Seattle because that place needs some sunshine
I’ve never wanted the fuck beaten out of me more in my life right now.
I just down voted myself for that, I’ll see myself out. Thanks for that though! Love both those shows
Lol. Fine, I’ll come out of hiatus but ppl should leave me topics to riff on
Can you imagine if I wrote more for this site? Such a wasted talent I am. Fucking loser who just comments on other people’s comments like some internet troll who lives in his mom’s basement and pre-ordered Final Fantasy 76(?)
Hey, you leave jerking off into cups of coffee out of this, alright!? I did that once because I couldn’t find a sock and there were no tissues around and then some girl drank it and spawned Father John Misty so it’s not all bad
This weekend, the girl I’ve been seeing asked me to be her boyfriend…initially thrown off by such a proposal, I proceeded to say yes and then we had wild sex in her car in my drive way (we’re in our late 20’s and we could have easily gone inside my house). Woke up the next day, went and did some yoga and felt aligned then went to lunch and got drunk because alignment is very limiting and everything in life is temporary. Now I’m sitting at my desk looking out the window that’s at the opposite end of the building and wishing I sat closer to the window. Life is amazing
Yeah, but he still made more money than like all the people in Africa and I’m pretty sure he sunk something else in another hole later that night if you’re catching my drift, if ya know what I’m sayinnnn’
You think you can just come back into my life and sprinkle in your coffee thoughts after not coffee thinking for almost a week? How dare you not write this article to give me a platform to express my stupid thoughts for this long. I’m joshing ya, man. Welcome back! By the way, Sergio Garcia is like the poster boy for office dudes because he looks like every other guy you’d find in a cubicle who is crushed by expectations and have up on his dreams except he didn’t give upon his dreams and he crushes gold balls and has a disproportionally beautiful wife since compared to him but that’s okay because he’s like way more successful than me and I don’t have a cool green jacket so fuck me, right?
You’re ducking coming with, guy!
I’ll be a fake 22 year old, 29 year old. I don’t give a fuck about much anymore. Do you guys have email? Is that even a thing anymore? How about Slack? Perhaps Jabber? Cell phones? Idk anything anymore
Also, I think that mystery meat at Hong Kong is probably most definitely rat meat that they trap near the dumpsters in that side alley but either way it’s got terryaki sauce on it so meat is meat after 2:00 am
Dude, you’re in Boston too? Hell yeah. The Coogs is where I make my worst life decisions. I’ll buy the next round
We’re basically the terrorists. Do I really have to mansplain this to you, man? I mean, our annual military budget is more than most country’s GDP YOY. Every time a Hellfire Missile that’s shot from a drone that lands on a Yemeni village wedding party and wipes everyone there off the planet happens, it costs us taxpayers a solid couple million dollars when that money could have been used for education so people like you could understand how the world actually operates and those people could have lived to die from more natural causes like resource depletion from an outside force or starvation or disease since they don’t have adequate healthcare kinda like us. Are you beginning to see the bigger picture?…Life is a death machine and other positive/sunshine-y things! And again, this is the internet and I could def beat up your dad and what not. Yeah.
Duda, fashion is typically an expression of art and politics. That being said, your attire would basically make you the Banksy of teetering the line between sexual identity confused man person and wholesome Midwesterner drawing influence from either coast, trying to stay relevant in a world that isn’t even relevant anymore. Keep doing you, man, I’m not hating at all