I’ve had so much nitro brew already that I’m reading this in the fucking future. It’s 7/18 and I zoomed through the rest of April and thrift through May, June, and half of July via my superior caffeinated consciousness
The best is when you blab about her husband-to-be’s sexcapades back in college while drunk because we were all young, dumb, and full of cum once. Then she gets all upset as if she doesn’t have some random sex video on some other dude’s phone/somewhere in the ether of the inter webs (because she def does)
Wore a button down, some sweat shorts with argyle socks and some Toms slip ons to the bar with my gf and now everyone there knows that I don’t care abut much anymore
It’s Marathon Monday here in the fine city of Boston where thousands of people will be torturing their bodies to run away from their problems or try to prove to everyone else and themselves that they can accomplish something as daunting as a marathon. I on the other hand will be shooting photos of the event, answering work emails because business never sleeps, and drinking whiskey because since I physically can’t put run my problems, I can get a leg up by drifting away in my mind (no pun intended)
Guys, everyone knows that God created the universe. Idiots. It’s in his little book somewhere. He then created science and facts to test our faith in him so that he could separate the true believers from the non-believers all so he could kill them easier because we all know that guy is a narcissistic bastard…..lol
No KFC? That place has its own aura of sexiness because it’s pretty much the only place besides Walmart and maybe Waffle House where you will see a plethora of people that you feel better about not being. Sometimes I walk in there and look around just to feel better about myself then I hit the bar scene with supreme confidence
They “babe” pseudonym is a wonderful tool if you’re that bag of shit who dares multiple people at the same time because you don’t have to worry about mixing up names with the wrong people. Everyone’s a babe to someone and that notion actually scares me a little because I’ve met some pretty terrible human beings
Pepper in the phrase “live free or die” randomly here and there. Executives love that shit
I’ve had so much nitro brew already that I’m reading this in the fucking future. It’s 7/18 and I zoomed through the rest of April and thrift through May, June, and half of July via my superior caffeinated consciousness
The best is when you blab about her husband-to-be’s sexcapades back in college while drunk because we were all young, dumb, and full of cum once. Then she gets all upset as if she doesn’t have some random sex video on some other dude’s phone/somewhere in the ether of the inter webs (because she def does)
Denial is the first sign of having a problem, Kyle.
Wore a button down, some sweat shorts with argyle socks and some Toms slip ons to the bar with my gf and now everyone there knows that I don’t care abut much anymore
Well in that case, I’ll be the shepherd stumbling drunk off into the sunset except I can’t drink beer though…*sad face*
That’s cool and everything but have you ever slammed a Zima on a sunny day?
That person who is in Boston to run the Marathon won’t win lol
It’s Marathon Monday here in the fine city of Boston where thousands of people will be torturing their bodies to run away from their problems or try to prove to everyone else and themselves that they can accomplish something as daunting as a marathon. I on the other hand will be shooting photos of the event, answering work emails because business never sleeps, and drinking whiskey because since I physically can’t put run my problems, I can get a leg up by drifting away in my mind (no pun intended)
Springers are such good dogs. I had one growing up named Riley. Oh man, this brought back the feels, Will
Fade up the blacks, drop the highlights, raise the shadows slightly, add 20-35% contrast, desaturated the colors a bit…..or you could just use VSCO
I like this guy, he’s got moxie
Swing and a miss, Devin. Go to hell
Guys, everyone knows that God created the universe. Idiots. It’s in his little book somewhere. He then created science and facts to test our faith in him so that he could separate the true believers from the non-believers all so he could kill them easier because we all know that guy is a narcissistic bastard…..lol
This dude could live with me and then we could have endless conversations about nothing that go absolutely nowhere and it would be fucking great
Good luck, dude. You’ll like life for like 3 months and then you’ll feel the itch to travel and or jump out a window!
Moe’s > Life
No KFC? That place has its own aura of sexiness because it’s pretty much the only place besides Walmart and maybe Waffle House where you will see a plethora of people that you feel better about not being. Sometimes I walk in there and look around just to feel better about myself then I hit the bar scene with supreme confidence
They “babe” pseudonym is a wonderful tool if you’re that bag of shit who dares multiple people at the same time because you don’t have to worry about mixing up names with the wrong people. Everyone’s a babe to someone and that notion actually scares me a little because I’ve met some pretty terrible human beings
Haha I’m sorry. I’m mysterious like Ray Mysterio