Yeah true. My work only gave me 3 days to find a place. During my hunt on the second day I witnessed a drug shooting in South San Fran and had to be questioned by police since I was there and had my camera on me. Needless to say, I didn’t end up living in the only affordable place I saw in that area
I heard through Gawker that Andy Dick is disguising himself and making house calls for girls nights and having them practice on vegetables in order to keep up with his mortgage payments
Just got a nitro brew. I’m thinking about shooting it up like heroin in the bathroom of my work since they are kind enough to have syringe disposal cans. As far as I’m concerned they’re only enabling drug use at their facility because you pretty much have to be on drugs to keep showing up here everyday for years on end. I also just read a High Snobiety article covering the topic of “stealthing” and how it is essentially rape. You just heard that right, a blog about shitty sneakers just covered a hard hitting journalistic topic where dudes are taking condoms off during sex and then telling us that it’s rape….in order for said penis to be in said vagina, wasn’t there already a mutual agreement for the 2 to connect prior to the removal of said condom? I think High Snobiety should stay out of real life matters or they should hire me to cover them.
That’s why I like gluten free gluten and vegetable meat. Mix that with the desire to stay inside due to fears of real life exposure and you have yourself a winning combination to never be insulted by Tony B.
I’m going to try to explain this visually: think of the body like this () Dillon works out polar opposite muscle groups along the bodily axis because they are conjoined internally. Everything is interconnected. He does this because it is the secret to becoming a polarizing figure/person. He’s Native American so they instinctually know spiritual shit that the rest of us soulless white folk don’t know…lol idk what I’m talking about but for a second there I bet you guys thought I did. Thanks drugs!
I too work out consistently and have a lean muscular frame. I’m disappointed though because I have yet to hear badass entrance music play every time I enter a new room like you’d see in movies or on TV. I’m 29 years old, is it safe to say that real life is unlike life on the big screen as it is all scripted and stuff? Should I just let got of aspirations and become a soft bodied simple jack like most other people? Please confirm/advise.
I’m gonna go against the grain here. You should respond but set it straight from the get go. Although the conversation would essentially be pointless now that you’re happy with another woman, Kevin mind that most things we do in life are pretty pointless yet we still do them anyway. So shoot a response back and plant seeds everywhere and grow a fucking forest of possible penis hiding places in case the current hiding place gets discovered.
It’s cold brewed like cold brew but it’s nitrogenated like a Guinness so it’s sort of frothier and cascades when it’s poured. It’s like 4x more caffeinated then regular coffee so it’s basically liquid meth and it’s awesome. They pour it out of a tap like a beer too
Gonna go get a nitro brew and probably look over some open source code to try and figure out how to completely automate my job and most of my life as then never tell anyone so I can go be an actual human outside in the nice weather since it’s nice here for like 4 weeks out of the year.
I usually offer up sound dating advice when people seek my supreme wisdom. What I usually tell them is to find someone that you’re comfortable enough with to have a deep conversation while shitting with the door open and that means you’ve probably found your future wife. Or find someone rich and life tends to work out because money is pretty much the only thing keeping you alive in this apathetic consumerist society lol
To the guy who tried the Colombian Marching Powder: I know a guy who knows another guy who has a very mellow, fuller bodied gold bond powder. But drugs are bad and you’re a piece of shit for doing them at a bar that’s supposed to be for people looking to forget about their life problems by doing other drugs that we deem okay. How fucking selfish of you. If I was a DEA Agent I would for sure murder you in an alley and sprinkle little coke crumbs on your lifeless body to make up for the fact that I’m terrible at my job and the overall scope of my job is to simultaneously perpetuate a never ending “drug war” that is designed to create profits for the very people who enforce these laws.
Currently sitting on my bed, not wanting to go into the office. I should have been in the office an hour ago. Yoga yesterday didn’t help with the occurrence of Monday. I was convinced that if I align my consciousness in a deeper state, I would be able to skip today completely on a metaphysical and spiritual level. What a load of shit. The Bruins lost yesterday so sports are pretty much over for me until next year. The rest of the day I pretty much just drank vodka sodas, ate Mexican food, and took candid photos of my gf to piss her off because idk what life is anymore.
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Yeah true. My work only gave me 3 days to find a place. During my hunt on the second day I witnessed a drug shooting in South San Fran and had to be questioned by police since I was there and had my camera on me. Needless to say, I didn’t end up living in the only affordable place I saw in that area
Dude, I went to some family’s house in the foothills who were renting out their guest house (pool house) thing and they wanted $10,000 a month
Wait, how do you afford to live in San Fran? I was supposed to move there but couldn’t find a place to live. Please advise like asap
I heard through Gawker that Andy Dick is disguising himself and making house calls for girls nights and having them practice on vegetables in order to keep up with his mortgage payments
Just got a nitro brew. I’m thinking about shooting it up like heroin in the bathroom of my work since they are kind enough to have syringe disposal cans. As far as I’m concerned they’re only enabling drug use at their facility because you pretty much have to be on drugs to keep showing up here everyday for years on end. I also just read a High Snobiety article covering the topic of “stealthing” and how it is essentially rape. You just heard that right, a blog about shitty sneakers just covered a hard hitting journalistic topic where dudes are taking condoms off during sex and then telling us that it’s rape….in order for said penis to be in said vagina, wasn’t there already a mutual agreement for the 2 to connect prior to the removal of said condom? I think High Snobiety should stay out of real life matters or they should hire me to cover them.
That’s why I like gluten free gluten and vegetable meat. Mix that with the desire to stay inside due to fears of real life exposure and you have yourself a winning combination to never be insulted by Tony B.
I’m going to try to explain this visually: think of the body like this () Dillon works out polar opposite muscle groups along the bodily axis because they are conjoined internally. Everything is interconnected. He does this because it is the secret to becoming a polarizing figure/person. He’s Native American so they instinctually know spiritual shit that the rest of us soulless white folk don’t know…lol idk what I’m talking about but for a second there I bet you guys thought I did. Thanks drugs!
Lol
Dillon,
I too work out consistently and have a lean muscular frame. I’m disappointed though because I have yet to hear badass entrance music play every time I enter a new room like you’d see in movies or on TV. I’m 29 years old, is it safe to say that real life is unlike life on the big screen as it is all scripted and stuff? Should I just let got of aspirations and become a soft bodied simple jack like most other people? Please confirm/advise.
– Devin
That’s a great idea actually
You can get that same result from your butthole for free
Keep in mind*
I’m gonna go against the grain here. You should respond but set it straight from the get go. Although the conversation would essentially be pointless now that you’re happy with another woman, Kevin mind that most things we do in life are pretty pointless yet we still do them anyway. So shoot a response back and plant seeds everywhere and grow a fucking forest of possible penis hiding places in case the current hiding place gets discovered.
It’s cold brewed like cold brew but it’s nitrogenated like a Guinness so it’s sort of frothier and cascades when it’s poured. It’s like 4x more caffeinated then regular coffee so it’s basically liquid meth and it’s awesome. They pour it out of a tap like a beer too
Gonna go get a nitro brew and probably look over some open source code to try and figure out how to completely automate my job and most of my life as then never tell anyone so I can go be an actual human outside in the nice weather since it’s nice here for like 4 weeks out of the year.
I usually offer up sound dating advice when people seek my supreme wisdom. What I usually tell them is to find someone that you’re comfortable enough with to have a deep conversation while shitting with the door open and that means you’ve probably found your future wife. Or find someone rich and life tends to work out because money is pretty much the only thing keeping you alive in this apathetic consumerist society lol
Just remember, death is the only thing in life that you can fully plan. Oh, and late night trips to Wendy’s drive-there, you can plan those fully too.
To the guy who tried the Colombian Marching Powder: I know a guy who knows another guy who has a very mellow, fuller bodied gold bond powder. But drugs are bad and you’re a piece of shit for doing them at a bar that’s supposed to be for people looking to forget about their life problems by doing other drugs that we deem okay. How fucking selfish of you. If I was a DEA Agent I would for sure murder you in an alley and sprinkle little coke crumbs on your lifeless body to make up for the fact that I’m terrible at my job and the overall scope of my job is to simultaneously perpetuate a never ending “drug war” that is designed to create profits for the very people who enforce these laws.
Oh for sure, fuck them.
Currently sitting on my bed, not wanting to go into the office. I should have been in the office an hour ago. Yoga yesterday didn’t help with the occurrence of Monday. I was convinced that if I align my consciousness in a deeper state, I would be able to skip today completely on a metaphysical and spiritual level. What a load of shit. The Bruins lost yesterday so sports are pretty much over for me until next year. The rest of the day I pretty much just drank vodka sodas, ate Mexican food, and took candid photos of my gf to piss her off because idk what life is anymore.