Nived_Neirbo

Optimistic pessimist, Profoundly unimportant

Member Since 01/07/2014

  • Nived_Neirbo 7 years ago on I’m Getting My Shit Together

    Charlie, I know that I’m a completely normal/positive person on here but I went through something very similar for awhile and it caused me to lose out on a very important person in my life. Being alone and figuring yourself out is key, talking to someone helps (I used my friends and didn’t go to a therapist but probably should have), I found that doing yoga, listening to the right music that triggered positive thoughts, exercising, changing my diet completely, writing my asinine comments on here as a release, and focusing on hobbies that made me happy really got me out of the shit I was in. I know I just sounded like garbage hippy piece of shit but it actually works. Also, don’t take the drugs that the therapists will try to push on you. Dabble with the right doses of weed, lay off the drinking, and sprinkle in some LSD very rarely and your headspace will change drastically for the better. Also, if you need anything reach out

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  • Nived_Neirbo 7 years ago on I Constantly Dream Of A World Where I’m Exclusively Attending Ornate Cocktail Parties Dressed To The Nines

    Cocktail parties where everyone’s wearing quaintly designed mascarade masks, drinking the finest Louis XIV or choice wine from the family cellars in Burgundy, and politely laughing out loud to the prospects of manipulating the world banks, Assassinating political figures, deciding which impoverished country gets to be torn apart by a manufactured war, deciding who gets to play “enemy and good guys” to pool the profits, and then capping off the night with some guy in a deer antler skull mask about to sacrifice a child (kidnapped by the CIA) in the name of Satan?

    I’m sorry, I haven’t had my morning coffee yet and I’ve been pulled into so many YouTube rabbit holes that it makes Alice in Wonderland look like a day in the park

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  • Nived_Neirbo 7 years ago on Mailbag: Hating Your Engagement Ring, Chasing Tail To A New City, And Family Vacays

    Thanks, man. Think about it. It would disrupt the private prison profit system, we wouldn’t have to pay out of our taxes to feed, house, and educate these people because they’d just be trying to survive outside, there would be considerable entertainment value for every bored person sitting in an office for the rest of their lives, Twitter and Facebook could expand their 24hr live streaming initiatives, the student debt crisis would be paid down once ROI is reached, that money then gets fed back into the economy. It’s philanthropy via misanthropy

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  • Nived_Neirbo 7 years ago on Mailbag: Hating Your Engagement Ring, Chasing Tail To A New City, And Family Vacays

    Why do people still live in fucking Nebraska? Better question: Why haven’t we closed off the whole state of Nebraska via a large electric fence and placed everyone that sucks within the confines and the filmed the happenings via drones and put in Pay Per View and then have the proceeds go toward paying down the student debt epidemic? Why is no one else thinking like this? What the fuck, this is getting stressful over here, guys

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  • Nived_Neirbo 7 years ago on What Are You Even Doing If You Aren't Wearing White Pants This Summer?

    Here’s an art project that will probably be done one day and make some woman a millionaire (its gross but bear with me): wear white pants during your period and let the marinara sauce stain those paints. Then take them off and cut the pants so they lay open and flat then collect different designs over the coming months and then open a gallery or reach out to a local psychedelic rock band who needs an album art cover and have those pants be symmetrical ink blot pieces and then ask what people see in the designs. I assure you they will see that society is retarded but at least they’ll know the person who inspired this idea for the artist was a genius lol

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  • Nived_Neirbo 7 years ago on I Think I’m Turning Into A Douchebag

    I love it when people name drop eateries (I have a hard time spelling restaurant) they go to. Instead of going to those places to give them my business, I enjoy getting drunk and then writing obscure Yelp reviews like “the tacos must have been blessed by Lucifer because they killed my friends in a spicy fit of rage”

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  • Nived_Neirbo 7 years ago on 21 Power Moves You Can Pull When You’re 30 And Single

    Being single and 30 isn’t so bad, you can do so much without having to think of other people and of the loneliness takes complete control of your life, you can always pull the biggest Irish Goodbye without having to feel bad about leaving ppl behind before doing it!

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  • Nived_Neirbo 7 years ago on Morning Coffee Thoughts 7/11

    Sleeping is over a 3rd of your life….spend the money. If you’re not woke and your 3rd eye hasn’t been awoken then sleeping is your entire life lol

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  • Nived_Neirbo 7 years ago on I Stopped Drinking Alcohol And Now I Have No Friends

    I’ve noticed that if you live in a country with heavy trade embargo limitations, gets invaded by the US for resources, live in constant fear of dying due to manufactured war games for profit, and not having an adequate food supply with clean water then chances are you’ll be pretty skinny and stuff

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