dude, don’t worry. once AI and robotics automate everyone’s stupid-ass, boring, suck-ass, no future having, no security, low-ass wage, no true career having jobs, then writing will become what it once was. All the greatest thought leaders were writers or artists. we just need like a huge catastrophic event + capitalistic economic meltdown to wake people up and make room for change while also greatly reducing the population so that civil unrest will be very isolated and then we’ll finally be an intelligent species living in harmony with the environment so that the aliens can then harvest our souls and upload us into a new consciousness lol
We should just pivot to Sears and help out another bankrupt retailer and by that i mean shorting their stock before they get unlisted. When are these people going to figure out that the more you exploit and de-value human labor, you can’t keep your business afloat if said people no longer have the disposable income to prop since they buy your goods and services. Luckily, the rest of the world is finding ways to phase out the dollar as the globalized commerce reserve currency and when they are fully successful, we’ll finally be able to affordably buy houses with a couple of paper clips and some bullets lol
It’s one thing to drink the kool-aid but can you drink the actual products? I’m trying to be doubly environmentally conscious these days if ya know what I mean lol
I agree. This is a special time in human history. I mean, we might all get to die at the same time, collectively by our own doing. There’s no better time to stop caring about stuff and finally be free instead of living this zoo animal life in a place that sold us down the river before we were even born! lol
Invest in vices like tobacco, alcohol, marijuana, junk food. Also look into water desalinating companies and electrical utilities. The tech sector is bloated and over-valued and a correction is due. Pretty soon, we will have to do something drastic like back our currency with a more sustainable resource like water which is why companies like Nestle are working to privatize access to water instead of seeing it as a given human right even though we live on a planet that’s made up of 70% of it. I wish I could lol for this one
And then you grab his ass and whisper in his ear “I’m going to follow you home tonight and board up all your windows and doors and then light your house on fire lol”
Since we have about ~20 years left of semi-normalized living before we create an environmental hellscape that will kill off much of the planet’s population as we enter the 6th major extinction period, we need to purposely collapse the economy. Stop paying your debts but before that, take out loans you have no intention of paying back and go do fun shit while there’s still time to do it. This will help in collapsing everything because once we collapse and halt business, we effectively lower the overall greenhouse gas emissions. Or we could keep doing this penny pinching shit just to get some shitty credit perks that continue to drive us into a black tunnel…there is a bright light ahead of us in that tunnel though and it’s an inferno lol
Hey guys, Mason Crosby makes ~$4M a year. So, anytime you think making a mistake at your job is the end of the world, just remember that there are people who get paid more than some companies are worth just to play a game and kick an oddly shaped ball in between 2 metal posts for a measly 3 points. Reality USA awesome! *high five* lol
When you get paid like an Amazon warehouse employee while being greatly responsible for molding young people’s minds so they can later give up their dreams and work in a cubicle, you can do whatever you damn well please….You’re doing a huge service and this was hilarious
Breadcrumbing is basically what America has become. Like, just tell me I’m going to be replaced by automation, that I’m not going to afford retirement, that there’s far too much unplayable debt outstanding, that they willfully don’t cure diseases for profit and population control reasons instead of lying and saying everything is awesome so that we can feel really good about being right deep down and then go do fun shit for once. Like, really fun shit. Not this “let’s go out to dinner and get a couple of drinks”, corny ass bullshit lol
The best thing about the “free” snacks and high end coffee is realizing they’re a distraction/minor allocation of money to not have to pay you to market rate or provide optimal benefits because they know investing in retirement for our generation is wasted money lol
holding onto anything is an awful look. just let it go. let it allllll gooo lol
dude, don’t worry. once AI and robotics automate everyone’s stupid-ass, boring, suck-ass, no future having, no security, low-ass wage, no true career having jobs, then writing will become what it once was. All the greatest thought leaders were writers or artists. we just need like a huge catastrophic event + capitalistic economic meltdown to wake people up and make room for change while also greatly reducing the population so that civil unrest will be very isolated and then we’ll finally be an intelligent species living in harmony with the environment so that the aliens can then harvest our souls and upload us into a new consciousness lol
We should just pivot to Sears and help out another bankrupt retailer and by that i mean shorting their stock before they get unlisted. When are these people going to figure out that the more you exploit and de-value human labor, you can’t keep your business afloat if said people no longer have the disposable income to prop since they buy your goods and services. Luckily, the rest of the world is finding ways to phase out the dollar as the globalized commerce reserve currency and when they are fully successful, we’ll finally be able to affordably buy houses with a couple of paper clips and some bullets lol
It’s one thing to drink the kool-aid but can you drink the actual products? I’m trying to be doubly environmentally conscious these days if ya know what I mean lol
I agree. This is a special time in human history. I mean, we might all get to die at the same time, collectively by our own doing. There’s no better time to stop caring about stuff and finally be free instead of living this zoo animal life in a place that sold us down the river before we were even born! lol
Invest in vices like tobacco, alcohol, marijuana, junk food. Also look into water desalinating companies and electrical utilities. The tech sector is bloated and over-valued and a correction is due. Pretty soon, we will have to do something drastic like back our currency with a more sustainable resource like water which is why companies like Nestle are working to privatize access to water instead of seeing it as a given human right even though we live on a planet that’s made up of 70% of it. I wish I could lol for this one
And then you grab his ass and whisper in his ear “I’m going to follow you home tonight and board up all your windows and doors and then light your house on fire lol”
Since we have about ~20 years left of semi-normalized living before we create an environmental hellscape that will kill off much of the planet’s population as we enter the 6th major extinction period, we need to purposely collapse the economy. Stop paying your debts but before that, take out loans you have no intention of paying back and go do fun shit while there’s still time to do it. This will help in collapsing everything because once we collapse and halt business, we effectively lower the overall greenhouse gas emissions. Or we could keep doing this penny pinching shit just to get some shitty credit perks that continue to drive us into a black tunnel…there is a bright light ahead of us in that tunnel though and it’s an inferno lol
is* but that typo is cooler
Hey guys, Mason Crosby makes ~$4M a year. So, anytime you think making a mistake at your job is the end of the world, just remember that there are people who get paid more than some companies are worth just to play a game and kick an oddly shaped ball in between 2 metal posts for a measly 3 points. Reality USA awesome! *high five* lol
Can’t wait to chill with you in hell, dude
YASSS KING!!
It’s okay, knock away. It’s 2018, believing in anything besides yourself is basically a pathway to serfdom and a temporary fix for loneliness lol
When you get paid like an Amazon warehouse employee while being greatly responsible for molding young people’s minds so they can later give up their dreams and work in a cubicle, you can do whatever you damn well please….You’re doing a huge service and this was hilarious
“humans are never out of season” – Henry Kissinger, probably lol
guys – just remember, all some dudes have going for them in life is a decent haircut lol
“Dear lovely Leo, you are irrelevant. Lol”
Breadcrumbing is basically what America has become. Like, just tell me I’m going to be replaced by automation, that I’m not going to afford retirement, that there’s far too much unplayable debt outstanding, that they willfully don’t cure diseases for profit and population control reasons instead of lying and saying everything is awesome so that we can feel really good about being right deep down and then go do fun shit for once. Like, really fun shit. Not this “let’s go out to dinner and get a couple of drinks”, corny ass bullshit lol
that’s a given
The best thing about the “free” snacks and high end coffee is realizing they’re a distraction/minor allocation of money to not have to pay you to market rate or provide optimal benefits because they know investing in retirement for our generation is wasted money lol