I hate the “check your privilege” thing, but let’s just say I’m often glad I’m white and usually reasonably well dressed when it comes to police run-ins.
Pretty sure your quote everyone remembers is “The biggest thing I don’t like about New York are the foreigners. You can walk an entire block in Times Square and not hear anybody speaking English. Asians and Koreans and Vietnamese and Indians and Russians and Spanish people and everything up there. How the hell did they get in this country?”
$166k/yr in retirement? Why do you need that much? Assuming your house is paid off and you have no debt, you should be able to live on less than half of that in retirement. A few rounds of golf, some margs and burritos down at the cabana, and a couple tabs of Viagra and I’ll be all set.
Daddies of rich girls expect to marry their daughters off and then no longer have to support them financially. You end up with a girl with crazy expensive taste and a lifestyle you have no hope of ever supporting. Ask me how I know.
“Maybe she [Jennifer Lawrence] should have been more careful with her pics, but the bad guys are still the ones who sought them out and looked at them. By which I mean guys like me. I saw her butt hole. I liked it.”
I’m okay with everything he wrote. That said, commenting on porn is weird. It’s like taking a shit, go in, take care of business, and leave. You don’t stand around discussing it.
Welcome to Team Outkicking Your Coverage.
Will, I love you man, but I’m glad I don’t have to give a shit about Insta likes.
I hate the “check your privilege” thing, but let’s just say I’m often glad I’m white and usually reasonably well dressed when it comes to police run-ins.
Pretty sure your quote everyone remembers is “The biggest thing I don’t like about New York are the foreigners. You can walk an entire block in Times Square and not hear anybody speaking English. Asians and Koreans and Vietnamese and Indians and Russians and Spanish people and everything up there. How the hell did they get in this country?”
Fair enough, but the estimated safe withdrawal rate to not run out of money is 4%; $7M would throw off $280k/yr. that’s an assload of money.
$166k/yr in retirement? Why do you need that much? Assuming your house is paid off and you have no debt, you should be able to live on less than half of that in retirement. A few rounds of golf, some margs and burritos down at the cabana, and a couple tabs of Viagra and I’ll be all set.
Link please.
It only bothers you for a couple months then you’re okay with it.
I guess “TGDAF: Drunkenly expiriment with their frenemy Katie while they share a room together in Mexico” is too much to ask for…
Daddies of rich girls expect to marry their daughters off and then no longer have to support them financially. You end up with a girl with crazy expensive taste and a lifestyle you have no hope of ever supporting. Ask me how I know.
This will provide temporary relief for those self conscious about not being able to afford to add the guac.
The jazz station plus an open sunroof is my way of reaching max chill on the commute home.
My last-job iPhone 6 lost service last week. My iPhone 7 arrives later this week. Never mind sans case, I’m currently sans phone.
“Alcoholocaust” is my new favorite word.
Not taking Monday off is a rookie mistake.
I love when people say “drunken bro fest” like it’s a bad thing.
You missed the best comment!!
“Maybe she [Jennifer Lawrence] should have been more careful with her pics, but the bad guys are still the ones who sought them out and looked at them. By which I mean guys like me. I saw her butt hole. I liked it.”
I’m okay with everything he wrote. That said, commenting on porn is weird. It’s like taking a shit, go in, take care of business, and leave. You don’t stand around discussing it.
Day 18 or so: “Can’t I just watch the Colts game and then maybe some Mr. Ed? Jesus.”