My wife cried once on the way home from a family event because me, her brother in law, and her dad ripped on each other the entire time. She didn’t understand that it was the day I had metaphorically made the team and was worthy of getting shit-talked. She thought they didn’t like me.
Kickball isn’t like baseball because there aren’t 3 balls, 2 strikes and 8 foul balls before the action starts. Everyone kicks the ball the first pitch or two so there’s no standing around. Kickball, Dodgeball and Wall Ball are the top three.
Here’s my hot take, and I’ll prepare for the downvotes: until you’re actually married or engaged, “cheating” isn’t that big of a deal. Cheat on your spouse, you’re a scumbag. Cheat on someone you’re just dating, especially in your 20s with no imminent plans to get married? Who cares?
AirBnB for work? WTF is this? I don’t want to share living and sleeping space with my coworkers, I need the quiet anonymity of a hotel room where I can take care of whatever sort of after-hours business I might need to in peace and private. No need to get interrupted mid-poop or whack or whatever by someone I see day in day out.
I did my time “meat gazing” in the military, which means standing by “watching the urine leave the body” as part of the drug test program. I’ve seen enough johnsons, thanks. Although my first civilian drug test, where I pee’d in a bathroom alone with no one appraising my junior superhero, was a pleasant surprise.
I spent half my day pretending a ton of stuffed animals was a zoo for my daughter’s doll, and the other half of it working under a car. I feel your pain.
I don’t have a big game pair, because every 6 months or so I throw all of my underwear away and buy new. No more digging through the holey pairs to find some decent ones. Every pair is a good pair.
My wife cried once on the way home from a family event because me, her brother in law, and her dad ripped on each other the entire time. She didn’t understand that it was the day I had metaphorically made the team and was worthy of getting shit-talked. She thought they didn’t like me.
We played a game called Cops and Robbers that was basically us pushing each other off of our bikes. Not sure how we didn’t break bones.
Kickball isn’t like baseball because there aren’t 3 balls, 2 strikes and 8 foul balls before the action starts. Everyone kicks the ball the first pitch or two so there’s no standing around. Kickball, Dodgeball and Wall Ball are the top three.
My tax return is just paying off a vacation I already took. The fiscal version of premature ejaculation.
Here’s my hot take, and I’ll prepare for the downvotes: until you’re actually married or engaged, “cheating” isn’t that big of a deal. Cheat on your spouse, you’re a scumbag. Cheat on someone you’re just dating, especially in your 20s with no imminent plans to get married? Who cares?
AirBnB for work? WTF is this? I don’t want to share living and sleeping space with my coworkers, I need the quiet anonymity of a hotel room where I can take care of whatever sort of after-hours business I might need to in peace and private. No need to get interrupted mid-poop or whack or whatever by someone I see day in day out.
Why do you hate America?
AKA all salads.
I did my time “meat gazing” in the military, which means standing by “watching the urine leave the body” as part of the drug test program. I’ve seen enough johnsons, thanks. Although my first civilian drug test, where I pee’d in a bathroom alone with no one appraising my junior superhero, was a pleasant surprise.
This is the first time I’ve ever read the term “completely destroyed the anal sphincter” when it was not used metaphorically.
I spent half my day pretending a ton of stuffed animals was a zoo for my daughter’s doll, and the other half of it working under a car. I feel your pain.
Having to google a “Ghibli driver” and being amazed it costs $600. PGP.
High turnover guarantees I won’t have holes in my underwear.
Can I wear my BMW Championship Tournament hat even though I don’t drive a BMW? I did attend Sunday’s round a couple years ago.
This comment makes me suspect your user name might not be entirely truthful.
Pre- or post- dump? It’s an important distinction.
Golf channel or HGTV.
I don’t have a big game pair, because every 6 months or so I throw all of my underwear away and buy new. No more digging through the holey pairs to find some decent ones. Every pair is a good pair.
Wedding I attended recently had a fully stocked suite full of booze and snacks and a wireless speaker for the after party. I was 100% okay with that.
Hot Take: the only Chainsmokers song worth a damn is “Don’t Let Me Down”.