Finished meal-prepping for the week. I put a box of cereal in my bag. PGP
“You see Game of Thrones last night?”-PGP.
“Your password will expire in 3 days. Please reset password.” Don’t tell me how to live my life. PGP.
Double-flushers.
Most pro athletes are younger than me.
Any time someone emails me with a question, it takes every ounce of my will power not to answer, “I have no fucking idea, dude.” PGP.
Repeatedly explaining basic Microsoft Office commands to older coworkers. PGP.