“Following up here.”PGP

Office thermostat wars. PGP

Sitting down to pee just to extend your bathroom break. PGP

My mind’s telling me no, but my body…My body’s telling me “yeaaahhhh” to the pizza buffet that just opened up around the corner from the office. PGP.

Can we “fall back” like five more hours tonight? PGP.

It’s that time of year, where you drive to and from work and see absolutely no sunlight. PGP.

My current fantasy game hinges on tonight’s late game, but it starts past my bedtime. PGP.

If Sallie Mae was a real person, I’d hunt her down and punch her in the fucking face. PGP.

Actually being the stalled vehicle on the side of the road you always hear on rush hour traffic reports. PGP.

Fearing for your life every time you drive as your car you’ve had from high school slowly dies on you. PGP.