Unidentifiable floating objects left in the toilet from the person who went before you. PGP.

My internet at home is better than my office’s internet. PGP.

Your couch and coffee table doubling as your dinner table and “home office.” PGP.

Taco Bell for breakfast because you were late for work. Taco Bell for dinner because you have no self respect. PGP.

Actually having to clean your place before having a girl over. PGP

I’d be a millionaire by now if it weren’t for student loans, bills, car payments, and taxes. PGP.

That one annoying person you couldn’t stand in college is now a part of your “crew”. PGP.

That person in the office who always CC’s your bosses in every email they send to you. PGP.