Using sarcasm as a defense mechanism since 1993. At any given moment I'm either tired, drunk, or stressed out. Get at me at or whatever.

Member Since 08/03/2016

All The Texts You Send During A Budding Romance
I Fell Off The Wagon And Had An Identity Crisis
Going Off The Grid Is Completely Overrated
Ranking Things, Spontaneous Road Trips, And All The Other Ways I Empowered Myself This Week
The Five Worst Things I’ve Yelled At During This Damn Diet
The Case For Getting Tatted
How Discovering I’m Not A Pro At City Living Deterred Me From Success This Week
Find You A Couple You Can Have A Threesome Of Emotions With
The Important Things I Learned From My Drunken Evening At A Hot Tub Party