At any given moment I'm either tired, drunk, or stressed out. Hobbies include complaining, gentrifying things, and complaining about things getting gentrified. Get at me at or whatever.

Member Since 08/03/2016

I Got Fucked Up On Cold Brew And I’ll Never Go Back
Some Thoughts I Have After Leaving The Office At 1 A.M.
How Long Should I Keep Texting This Girl?
Everything I've Done This Week To Deter Me From Success: Week Of February 9
How I Explained My Birthday Based On Who I Was Talking To
My Birthday Better Not Suck This Weekend
Everything I’ve Done This Week To Deter Myself From Success: Week of February 2
My Ex Wants To Start Talking Again
I Phoned It In On My Bumble Date
Some Questions I Have Before Going On A Business Trip With My Boss