How many of you have butchered a cork trying to pry open a bottle of wine after a hard day grinding on the job? For even the most seasoned wine veteran, it’s bound to have happened at some point in your drinking career. While in my younger years I would have opted to drink the entire bottle, now I may not want to deal with a crippling hangover at work.
Well, now we finally have a provocative new product to finally help out with this age old dilemma. Not only can they replace a butchered cork, but they also make for easier storage as Wine Condoms, “sit flush with the rim of the bottle. Most wine stoppers on the market sit 1/2- 2 inches above the wine bottle rim. The added height causes….Pain-In-The-Ass-Leans-To-The-Side-Which-Never-Quite-Fits-In-The-Refrigerator-Syndrome,” per their company’s website.
Each order comes with six 100 percent rubber wine condoms, which unlike a regular condom, are good for one or two uses. They come wrapped in a gold wrapper and look just like their namesake, a condom, which makes for easy storage in your wallet or purse.
And while these make for a great way to keep wine fresh, still no word on if they’ll double as an actual condom.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to drown a bottle of Bully Hill Sweet Walter red wine and order a box of these bad boys for shits and giggles off Amazon.