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These Wine Condoms Might Be The Handiest Way To Keep Your Bottles Fresh

These Wine Condoms Might Be The Handiest Way To Keep Your Bottles Fresh

How many of you have butchered a cork trying to pry open a bottle of wine after a hard day grinding on the job? For even the most seasoned wine veteran, it’s bound to have happened at some point in your drinking career. While in my younger years I would have opted to drink the entire bottle, now I may not want to deal with a crippling hangover at work.

Well, now we finally have a provocative new product to finally help out with this age old dilemma. Not only can they replace a butchered cork, but they also make for easier storage as Wine Condoms, “sit flush with the rim of the bottle. Most wine stoppers on the market sit 1/2- 2 inches above the wine bottle rim. The added height causes….Pain-In-The-Ass-Leans-To-The-Side-Which-Never-Quite-Fits-In-The-Refrigerator-Syndrome,” per their company’s website.

Each order comes with six 100 percent rubber wine condoms, which unlike a regular condom, are good for one or two uses. They come wrapped in a gold wrapper and look just like their namesake, a condom, which makes for easy storage in your wallet or purse.

And while these make for a great way to keep wine fresh, still no word on if they’ll double as an actual condom.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to drown a bottle of Bully Hill Sweet Walter red wine and order a box of these bad boys for shits and giggles off Amazon.

Cheers.

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Ben Jammin

Average American dude. Above average cook. Sub par writing.

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